Am I The FIrst Loser To Reach 3,000 Posts?

[IPostedWhat]

I want 3 candles on that cake, and I feel like an even bigger loser since Ritari reminded me that I had a hiatus from this board for a couple of weeks.

 

[puckhead]

I want 3 candles on that cake, and I feel like an even bigger loser since Ritari reminded me that I had a hiatus from this board for a couple of weeks.

the lone candle was in celebration of you being the biggest loser. this is the thanks i get for actually putting some thought into it.

also, the first image the pops up for a "3,000 candle" search, seems to summon Bealzebub.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I'm going to even let Milton have some of that cake:

 

[naslundfan19]

I'm going to even let Milton have some of that cake:

Not him?

 

[devs30rko]

milton bradley won't burn the building down if he doesn't let him have cake.

 

[ritari330]

I'm going to even let Milton have some of that cake:

LOL I love Office Space

 

[quoipourquoi]

God, I want to fuck the stupid out of her...

 

[IPostedWhat]

God, I want to fuck the stupid out of her...

 

[quoipourquoi]

Uh... back in a minute.

Yep. Just one minute...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

and you missed a month or wo doing w.e it was you were going

not even babel fish is helping me with this....

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Now that I'm home I will be gunning for you IPW. I am the ultimate loser and will pass your post count in no time.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Please......

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Is that from that Nailin' Palin movie?...God, I hope so...

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

ok fine... I'll do it...


In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger club
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos
[It's the Chorus backwards]

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

Song lyrics in a thread! I like your style

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This is the day after Jim Joyce fucked up IPW's 3,000th post. Let's hear what the ump had to say about his botched call:

“I just cost that kid a perfect game,” Joyce told reporters in Buffalo. “I thought he had posted only 2,999. I was convinced he beat the throw, until I saw the post count next to his name. It was the biggest call of my career.”

Then Joyce broke down and sobbed like Lady Gaga after she tripped over her stupid outfit:

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

This is the day after Jim Joyce fucked up IPW's 3,000th post. Let's hear what the ump had to say about his botched call:

“I just cost that kid a perfect game,” Joyce told reporters in Buffalo. “I thought he had posted only 2,999. I was convinced he beat the throw, until I saw the post count next to his name. It was the biggest call of my career.”

Then Joyce broke down and sobbed like Lady Gaga after she tripped over her stupid outfit:

I would SOOOOOOO crush it

 

[kenyg54]

Nope, just the first loser......

 

[quoipourquoi]

I would SOOOOOOO crush it

I would hit that like it was Miguel Cabrera's wife...

Too soon?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

3100

...already?


<insert funny picture here>