AG's Annual Power 5 Conference Testicle Check for 2020

[AlaskaGuy]

I cheated this year. The Pick Six guy uses the same metric I do (he counts ND as a P5 opponent) so I'm using his tweet. Saves me a fvckload of time doing it myself.

This year's winner is a repeat champion .. the Big 12 once again has the biggest balls in all of college football .

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

The SEC/ACC also lack the balls necessary for sales.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Two years in a row now. I'm starting to get the shits of the Big 12.

 

[7Samurai13]

The number of FCS opponents played is too damn high.

There are some Big10 teams breaking the “FCS teams only when you have 4 home B1G games”.

 

[Kevin12773]

 

[ellupo]

All that matters is having a schedule that gets you in the playoffs.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

All that matters is having a schedule that gets you in the playoffs.

Easiest way for that to happen is by not playing your own conference members while having a beat ass OOC schedule.

 

[ellupo]

Easiest way for that to happen is by not playing your own conference members while having a beat ass OOC schedule.

Buckeyes do ok. Clemson was weak overall they got in. That evidence shows the tough OOC is a small fsctor.

 

[cwalke3408]

Power 5 Opponents:
19 - ACC
14 - SEC
11 - Big 12
9 - Big Ten
9 - Pac 12

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[B_dub]

 

[Kaplony]

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[Kaplony]

Most wins in the College Football Playoff:

school games record titles won
Alabama 9 6-3 2 (2015, 2017)
Clemson 9 6-3 2 (2016, 2018)
Ohio State 4 2-2 1 (2014)

LSU 2 2-0 1 (2019)

Georgia 2 1-1 0

Oregon 2 1-1 0

Oklahoma 4 0-4 0

Florida State 1 0-1 0

Michigan State 1 0-1 0

Notre Dame 1 0-1 0

Washington 1 0-1 0

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Most wins in the College Football Playoff:

school games record titles won
Alabama 9 6-3 2 (2015, 2017)
Clemson 9 6-3 2 (2016, 2018)
Ohio State 4 2-2 1 (2014)

LSU 2 2-0 1 (2019)

Georgia 2 1-1 0

Oregon 2 1-1 0

Oklahoma 4 0-4 0

Florida State 1 0-1 0

Michigan State 1 0-1 0

Notre Dame 1 0-1 0

Washington 1 0-1 0

That goes to show that not having the balls to play your own conference members while loading up on FCS opponents at home counts for something.

 

[Kaplony]

That goes to show that not having the balls to play your own conference members while loading up on FCS opponents at home counts for something.

Well while you are polishing your balls we'll polish our CFP trophies.

 

[Tin Man]

Let us examine this more closely, shall we?

The Big 12-2 (The Castrated Conference), plays a 9-game conference round-robin. Since there are only ten teams, and each member of the conference is considered P5, then their base is 9. Now, grant consideration of the OOC P5 teams scheduled (11), and that bumps the average up, given the small denominator (yes, @Peter Gozintite, you may start calling penises "denominators" ).

The PAC plays a 9-game conference schedule, but has 12 teams. Their 2020 schedule includes only 9 P5 opponents, less than one per team on average.

The B1G also plays a 9-game conference schedule, and only 9 OOC P5s. They have 14 teams, so their average per team is lower, still.

Now, the ACC and the SEC play only 8 games against conference opponents. As for OOC P5s, the ACC plays 19, and the SEC plays 14. But wait, ND is and isn't in the ACC. They're not in-conference for football and are playing 6 ACC teams during the 2020 season. Drop those 6 from the ACC total, and that leaves 13 other OOC P5s, more in number than the Castrated Conference, but averaging less than 1 per team.

The SEC playes 8 in-conference and 1 apiece, OOC P5s. Cleanest math of the lot.

So, it not big cohones (after all, the B12-2 are castrati), it's the little denominator. Maths.

 

[Tin Man]

As a public service, I'd like to remind you that post #17 should not be taken seriously. Anyone confused about this is advised to spend 1/2 hour perusing the PF. Anyone not scarred by the exercise is urged to remain in the PF.

 

[Deep Creek]

Let us examine this more closely, shall we?

The Big 12-2 (The Castrated Conference), plays a 9-game conference round-robin. Since there are only ten teams, and each member of the conference is considered P5, then their base is 9. Now, grant consideration of the OOC P5 teams scheduled (11), and that bumps the average up, given the small denominator (yes, @Peter Gozintite, you may start calling penises "denominators" ).

The PAC plays a 9-game conference schedule, but has 12 teams. Their 2020 schedule includes only 9 P5 opponents, less than one per team on average.

The B1G also plays a 9-game conference schedule, and only 9 OOC P5s. They have 14 teams, so their average per team is lower, still.

Now, the ACC and the SEC play only 8 games against conference opponents. As for OOC P5s, the ACC plays 19, and the SEC plays 14. But wait, ND is and isn't in the ACC. They're not in-conference for football and are playing 6 ACC teams during the 2020 season. Drop those 6 from the ACC total, and that leaves 13 other OOC P5s, more in number than the Castrated Conference, but averaging less than 1 per team.

The SEC playes 8 in-conference and 1 apiece, OOC P5s. Cleanest math of the lot.

So, it not big cohones (after all, the B12-2 are castrati), it's the little denominator. Maths.

As a public service, I'd like to remind you that post #17 should not be taken seriously. Anyone confused about this is advised to spend 1/2 hour perusing the PF. Anyone not scarred by the exercise is urged to remain in the PF.

Ah Tin Man...you still have a way with words. Mike, aka Harley Marlboro, would be proud of you!

 

[Tin Man]

Mike, aka Harley

A former middle-school teacher, he might point out my grammatical laziness, or opine that as deliberate with humorous intent, it likely missed the mark with most.