AG's Annual Power 5 Conference Testicle Check (2019)

[AlaskaGuy]

Aren't your arms tired from swinging off those things yet...

 

[Rolltide94]

That would be a hell of a game for sure. I'd hate to have to put up with romeo's bs on here though if the okies won.

IF...empirical evidence suggests that's not likely an if or likely to be much of a game....better hope they don't, if Michigan is ranked and you lose like you've done for the last 13 times against ranked regular season opponents then it will be 8407 days until your next ass kicking opportunity against Ohio State.

Still 6488 days....ouch.

Wonder what kind of odds I can get in Vegas on a 10,000 day prop bet...I mean it's not really much of a stretch at this point, based on current futures, that's only Michigan x2, Ohio State x2 and Michigan State....Hell, I would take a 4 game parlay on those first 4 for sure. They might not even all be ranked....Despite all your braggadocio, we all know you are going to fill in the rest of your futures with the Rutgers and Illinois of the world...all the while bragging about your 10 P5 games, lol.

 

[Rolltide94]

People wish it was that easy....

 

[AlaskaGuy]

IF...empirical evidence suggests that's not likely an if or likely to be much of a game....better hope they don't, if Michigan is ranked and you lose like you've done for the last 13 times against ranked regular season opponents then it will be 8407 days until your next ass kicking opportunity against Ohio State.

Still 6488 days....ouch.

Wonder what kind of odds I can get in Vegas on a 10,000 day prop bet...I mean it's not really much of a stretch at this point, based on current futures, that's only Michigan x2, Ohio State x2 and Michigan State....Hell, I would take a 4 game parlay on those first 4 for sure. They might not even all be ranked....Despite all your braggadocio, we all know you are going to fill in the rest of your futures with the Rutgers and Illinois of the world...all the while bragging about your 10 P5 games, lol.

Bama and their big time home games.

 

[Rolltide94]

Bama and their big time home games.

I think a prop bet on whether the Pac-12 network does this for the Eastern Washington game is in order. One thing is for sure, the game will likely be closer...

 

[Gatorchip]

LOL @ the SEC West. Go out and get some testosterone injections for fvcks sake.

Calls out SEC West for all having just 9 P5 games this coming season.


....yet Washington has 9 P5 games this coming season.

 

[UGADawg1988]

Calls out SEC West for all having just 9 P5 games this coming season.


....yet Washington has 9 P5 games this coming season.

I didn't get that either. Is he also laughing at his own team for their 2019 schedule? Otherwise, he needed to wait a year before making his post.

 

[ralphiewvu]

This Thread Delivers!

 

[TheReal_NU]

This Thread Delivers!

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Uber Eats.

Fucking A

 

[ralphiewvu]

Ohhhhhhh.

Uber Eats.

Fucking A

DoorDash > Goober Eats

TROOF

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

They have little incentive to schedule tough. The voters will put them in over any other conference and it's been proven multiple times now; which is why I hate "voting" when it comes to a playoff like this. If it was 64 teams like baseball or basketball, then fine; they can't influence the top teams that much. But in football it basically guarantees bias will influence the ranking. I almost would rather it use the AP or coaches poll because it averages a larger group.

I also wish NO rankings came out prior to week 8. Let the commentators speculate, but official polls shouldn't be released so early, it perpetuates the bias too.

'Oh I thought Tennessee was preseason #13, they beat no one so I moved them up to #7 then they lost to #1 Bama 142-3.... so I moved them down to #9' - bias is fucking ridiculous.

 

[DHoey]

I didn't get that either. Is he also laughing at his own team for their 2019 schedule? Otherwise, he needed to wait a year before making his post.

Yes, UW’s schedule sucks this year. We already went over that.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Big 12 = 10 P5
PAC 12 = 9.8 P5
B1G 10 = 9.7 P5
ACC = 9.4 P5
SEC = 9 P5

 

[7Samurai13]

Yes, UW’s schedule sucks this year. We already went over that.

How many times have we gone over the ACC and SEC play 4 OOC games?

 

[AlaskaGuy]

How many times have we gone over the ACC and SEC play 4 OOC games?

Do you know the real reason(s) why they don't play a 9 game conference schedule.

 

[7Samurai13]

Do you know the real reason(s) why they don't play a 9 game conference schedule.

Yes, you talk about it as much as you suck Chris Petersen’s cock.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Yes, you talk about it as much as you suck Chris Petersen’s cock.

I've been doing this thread every year for the past six years now and every year its the SEC coming in last followed by the ACC.

 

[7Samurai13]

I've been doing this thread every year for the past six years now and every year its the SEC coming in last followed by the ACC.

And yet they are winning Natties 12 of the last 13 years so it’s not hurting them playing weaker competition.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

And yet they are winning Natties 12 of the last 13 years so it’s not hurting them playing weaker competition.

The powers that be allow them to game the system yet they love to talk shit.

 

[7Samurai13]

The powers that be allow them to game the system yet they love to talk shit.

And you talk shit despite the product that the PAC12 is putting on the field for the last 4 years. PAC12 shitting the bed and the SEC and ACC showing up to play come Bowl CFP time has nothing to do with how many conference games they are playing.