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AB is a Fucking Jackass

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Because you freaked out on 3 different teams before you got to TB, you goddamned CTE fruitcake.

Unreliable motherfucker thinking he deserved anything but a prove-it deal. And tries to bitch about it after their prove-it deal turned out to protect the team FROM him.
 

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I doubt that he ever earns a salary in the NFL again!
 

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So I was listening to Rappaport on Rich Eisen and he said this all started a week ago Wednesday. AB asked the Bucs to guarantee his $1mil incentive money and they said they don't do that. Then the ankle supposedly got worse and he couldn't (or wouldn't) practice Thursday/ Friday. So he goes threw tge Saturday walk through fine, gets himself a shot to play Sunday. Then, of course, threw his tantrum at halftime about lack of targets.
 

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I saw where the attendance was like 72,000. Could they have charged him with 72,000 counts of indecent exposure?
 

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He doesn't realize it but he told on himself in this interview and confirmed my theory I posted a couple days ago of what happened. He's talking about Gronk because he's worried about his money. The only reason he went out there was to get his incentives and when he wasn't getting the targets he wanted, he threw a fit.
 

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AB laughing at the minor league offer. In 6 months he will be begging for such an offer. Why are they even giving this clown air time? Ratings I get it but please, just shut this guy up already.
 

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I would like to hear a response from the other Skill players over these comments.
That would be interesting. Then after they all talked. Ask TB who is better than AB?
 

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I would like to hear a response from the other Skill players over these comments.
That would be interesting. Then after they all talked. Ask TB who is better than AB?
Nobody is better than AB. Just ask him.
 

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There's only a few ways he wouldn't get those incentives.

1. Him walking away.

2. The Bucs telling Brady not to give him the opportunity to achieve those incentives.

3. Brady agreeing with the Bucs and screwing AB.


Now lets look at each

1. Happened so we KNOW it was possible.

2. Very well could have been in play, but unless Brady sings we'll never know.

3. Brady loves AB and if anyone believes Brady would purposely screw him over they are fools. Hell I'd wager had the Bucs approached Brady with this Brady would have gone out of his way to ensure those incentives were met.

Yah the guy loves Brown (or loved). Not to mention there's actual footage where you hear Gronk go up to Brady and say he needs 1 more catch for $1M or something... and Brady is like, "One more? I got you." And then hits him. He probably would've gotten there too if he wasn't a big baby and played in the Carolina game.

I can't find any of the footage but someone said Brown went over to Brady and started bitching and then the footage shows Mike Evans trying to calm him down.
 
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