I don't need or want to see your fucking baby

[NEhomer]

This new PGA thing where the wife brings the nose picking toddler out to daddy moments after he holes out the final putt is irritating the shit out of me.

I've been watching for a few hours and now the post interview is all coochie choochie with the baby drool instead of being about the round.

Bitches, keep the little spawns off the greens.

 

[fknhippie]

This new PGA thing where the wife brings the nose picking toddler out to daddy moments after he holes out the final putt is irritating the shit out of me.

I've been watching for a few hours and now the post interview is all coochie choochie with the baby drool instead of being about the round.

Bitches, keep the little spawns off the greens.

You're too young to be such a cranky old fuck...but I do agree with you.

 

[H2S]

You're too young to be such a cranky old fuck...but I do agree with you.

and you're a cranky old fuck... with whom I agree

 

[NEhomer]

You're too young to be such a cranky old fuck...but I do agree with you.

64’s old enough to be cranky...fuckin’ music....fuckin’ yellow golf balls...fuckin’ slowpokes...now fuckin’ babies. Cripes.

 

[Wazmankg]

64’s old enough to be cranky...fuckin’ music....fuckin’ yellow golf balls...fuckin’ slowpokes...now fuckin’ babies. Cripes.

The baby hugging after a win doesn't bug me but ditto to the rest. My playing partner cuz insists on using a yellow ball sometimes and we'd wind up searching for the damned things every other hole. Golf balls are white for a reason.

 

[packerzrule]

64’s old enough to be cranky...fuckin’ music....fuckin’ yellow golf balls...fuckin’ slowpokes...now fuckin’ babies. Cripes.

Time to take up bowling

 

[Think McFly Think]

Time to take up bowling

 

[Breed]

This new PGA thing where the wife brings the nose picking toddler out to daddy moments after he holes out the final putt is irritating the shit out of me.

I've been watching for a few hours and now the post interview is all coochie choochie with the baby drool instead of being about the round.

Bitches, keep the little spawns off the greens.

Sounds like you need to start collecting hummels, homey.

 

[NEhomer]

Sounds like you need to start collecting hummels, homey.

Oh sure, come out onto the green with your favorite figurine.

....just leave the fuckin' baby home.

 

[redseat]

 

[NEhomer]

Did you guys see Sheffler yesterday? He was dragging his infant around like Harambe for Christ's sake!

 

[H2S]

another win... the Memorial...
another spawn showing spectacle...
had to laugh when he walked off the 18th straight up to mommy and mommy asked spawn "who is this? is this daddy?" as she transferred the load.

 

[black francis]

Cool scottie, you fucked your wife.

Nice work.

Nobody gives a fuck

Ps - you're almost 30. Just go by Scott

 

[NEhomer]

SCHEFFLER WINS AT COLONIAL

 

[Yankee Traveler]

This new PGA thing where the wife brings the nose picking toddler out to daddy moments after he holes out the final putt is irritating the shit out of me.

I've been watching for a few hours and now the post interview is all coochie choochie with the baby drool instead of being about the round.

Bitches, keep the little spawns off the greens.

So...she is insecure and trying to stay relevant after she calved.

 

[foster4prez]

another win... the Memorial...
another spawn showing spectacle...
had to laugh when he walked off the 18th straight up to mommy and mommy asked spawn "who is this? is this daddy?" as she transferred the load.

Given the shit explosion the kid took, your wording works well.

 

[Wazmankg]

I don't get this at all. He has a baby and his wife and child travel with him and watch him play. If you just won $4 million dollars your wife & kid would jump into your arms too.

 

[NEhomer]

I don't get this at all. He has a baby and his wife and child travel with him and watch him play. If you just won $4 million dollars your wife & kid would jump into your arms too.

No they wouldn't. I'd tell my wife that I have just a few more minutes to complete earning 2+ million dollars for her and the baby. A million fans just watched me play for three hours and nobody wants to see our drooling offspring. Let me finish the TV interview and I'll be right with you.

FFS.