Aaron Judge is on roids

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Other than the fact the right field wall has been moved in a foot, runs straight out and is no longer curved back towards the bleachers, and the wall was reduced from 10 feet to 8.5 feet, yes they are identical.

Maybe Yankee fans should realize they DO play in a "little league park" and get on board.

And fixed a typo in your post. You're welcome.

And yes, Dirt, cashman IS the reason for the Yankees successes.

Cash man, tons of it.

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I truly hope Judge is clean. (sarcasm) But first of all, stop with the passing tests nonsense. I am 53 years old, dirt poor and I can pass a piss test with ease. I take oxycontin and recently was ok'ed for medical marijuana. My first trip to the Dr. Nurse hands me a cup, like always. Dr. asks why I stopped taking my oxy and havent used the marijuana yet. Simple. I then gave my Dr. a real sample and explained. He was amazed at just how simple it is.You think guys that make millions can't afford drugs that wont show up in piss tests?? Or how to beat them? Come on. Like I said, for Yankees fans sake, I REALLY hope he's clean (sarcasm) He might be, but seriously doubt it. The players just simply have not earned the benefit of the doubt in my book yet. Not even close.

This is great. A Red Sox fan whining about Yankees' park dimensions, payroll and steroid usage.

This is why I call Red Sox Nation "Yankees Lite." All the arrogance with a fraction of the success.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

They don't sign free agents, all their talent is home grown

They literally buy a new roster every winter

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You seriously doubt he is clean because you are a jealous Red Sox fan

Thank you

For the record, I doubt Judge is clean because I'm content to doubt that any player these days is clean.

Still, that guy's beyond a jealous Red Sox fan. He's a deluded Red Sox fan. Hopefully I can get him mixed up in an internet argument with a Yankees fan over which team is more homegrown, or which team's titles are more tainted. I used to love watching that shit.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

CMTSU

Que?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

For the record, I doubt Judge is clean because I'm content to doubt that any player these days is clean.

Still, that guy's beyond a jealous Red Sox fan. He's a deluded Red Sox fan. Hopefully I can get him mixed up in an internet argument with a Yankees fan over which team is more homegrown, or which team's titles are more tainted. I used to love watching that shit.

Tough time to be a Red Sox fan...I also question any player, but Id like to think a kid just starting what could be a terrific career, would risk ruining it all by getting caught right from the get go........When youre 70 feet tall and 400lbs, I would imagine a ball is gonna travel pretty far off the bat

But anyway, everything happening in NY was everything that was "supposed" to be happening in Boston....And it all happened so much quicker than any of them ever imagined...The window has closed on that dog shit team, and the bitterness is just beginning

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Que?

Cant make this Shit Up

 

[broncosmitty]

And for Schmitty to say that means something, because one look at Judge's facial features and one immediately recognizes that he's related to monkeys

His Hollywood debut premieres a month from today.

 

[$500 Million]

Still, that guy's beyond a jealous Red Sox fan. He's a deluded Red Sox fan.

Yeah, but he's fucking awesome at grammar.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Tough time to be a Red Sox fan...I also question any player, but Id like to think a kid just starting what could be a terrific career, would risk ruining it all by getting caught right from the get go........When youre 70 feet tall and 400lbs, I would imagine a ball is gonna travel pretty far off the bat

But anyway, everything happening in NY was everything that was "supposed" to be happening in Boston....And it all happened so much quicker than any of them ever imagined...The window has closed on that dog shit team, and the bitterness is just beginning

Never change Dirt.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Never change Dirt.

Like everything ever stated here, not every statement applies to ALL members of a fanbase

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Never change Dirt.

Certainly there's some hyperbole in Dirt's comment, but you don't think there's any truth to it?

From my perspective, I'd much rather be a Yankees fan than a Red Sox fan right now, and I'd have said that before the season when the Yankees weren't playing like they are.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Like everything ever stated here, not every statement applies to ALL members of a fanbase

Mine do. Every single one of them.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Mine do. Every single one of them.

If Andrew Slapbeniditi didnt lose half his job to the immortal Chris Young, and was tearing it up, Im sure id say he's on steroids too

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If Andrew Slapbeniditi didnt lose half his job to the immortal Chris Young

Are they platooning him now?

 

[soxfan1468927]

Certainly there's some hyperbole in Dirt's comment, but you don't think there's any truth to it?

From my perspective, I'd much rather be a Yankees fan than a Red Sox fan right now, and I'd have said that before the season when the Yankees weren't playing like they are.

I didn't say there wasn't truth to it. Dirt has a schtick of using hyperbole, and I think it's funny. I'm not being sarcastic with my comment. That last one by Dirt made me laugh because it is one of the more overblown ones.

Here are the truths from Dirt's comments:

1. Aaron Judge is a massive human being
2. Yankees are ahead of schedule on their rebuild
3. There are bitter Red Sox fans

Do I think the Yankees are in a better position than the Red Sox going forward? Position-wise, yes. Pitching-wise? I'm not so sure. I brought this up elsewhere that I would take the Red Sox pitching over the next 3 years over the Yankees.

But come on, dog shit team? Window closed? We're 64 games in and 3 games back.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Are they platooning him now?

He's started 57 of their 64 games.

 

[cerealboi]

And for Schmitty to say that means something, because one look at Judge's facial features and one immediately recognizes that he's related to monkeys

Racist

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

But come on, dog shit team? Window closed? We're 64 games in and 3 games back.

Yeah, that's fair. They're not dog shit. I also wouldn't say the window's closed, but with an average farm system and Dombrowski at the helm, I'd guess the window's at least starting to close.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

He's started 57 of their 64 games.

Doesn't really answer the question. They could have just started platooning him. Did they?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I didn't say there wasn't truth to it. Dirt has a schtick of using hyperbole, and I think it's funny. I'm not being sarcastic with my comment. That last one by Dirt made me laugh because it is one of the more overblown ones.

Here are the truths from Dirt's comments:

1. Aaron Judge is a massive human being
2. Yankees are ahead of schedule on their rebuild
3. There are bitter Red Sox fans

Do I think the Yankees are in a better position than the Red Sox going forward? Position-wise, yes. Pitching-wise? I'm not so sure. I brought this up elsewhere that I would take the Red Sox pitching over the next 3 years over the Yankees.

But come on, dog shit team? Window closed? We're 64 games in and 3 games back.