A sextape I would love to see

[broncosmitty]

I get what you’re saying, but it wouldn’t be too sexy watching her trying to make intercourse with a micro penis. It would just be awkward.

Yep.

Gotta be a nice meaty one. No sense in lying about it.


That's why they pixelate that shit in the land of the rising sun.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Yep.

Gotta be a nice meaty one. No sense in lying about it.


That's why they pixelate that shit in the land of the rising sun.

Somehow, and I don't know how you did it exactly, but you cokblocked me

 

[huskers1217]

 

[The Derski]

A-Rod wouldn’t risk it. When you have J-Lo, you don’t go after Jessica Mendoza.

Mendoza totally wants it though.

 

[nynasty]

A-Rod wouldn’t risk it. When you have J-Lo, you don’t go after Jessica Mendoza.

Mendoza totally wants it though.

This is Alex Rodriguez we're talking about. Dumb as a rock and even less introspective. If there's something stupid he can do or say, he'll figure out a way, rest assured.

 

[steelerssb]

I'm not picky about positions, but it's a must that they're unconscious. An unconscious woman can't say no.

 

[Pure Steel]

Caitlyn Jenner?

 

[ATL96Steeler]

A-Rod wouldn’t risk it. When you have J-Lo, you don’t go after Jessica Mendoza.

Mendoza totally wants it though.

I wouldn't risk either...she looks too good for her age...Something has to be missing with J-Lo...it wouldn't stop me from trying to find it though.

 

[broncosmitty]

Somehow, and I don't know how you did it exactly, but you cokblocked me

Labor Day is right around the corner....

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Caitlyn Jenner?

For realz. That's a dude in that dress.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Mendoza is a bit of a butterface, but I'd be all over it still

I just looked her up.

I don't think she's a butterface because her body looks like a dude's, so her face is ugly, and her body is unattractive.

I know I've gone on record as saying I'd bang just about any celebrity just for the novelty of it, but I'm not sure Mendoza qualifies enough as a celebrity. Then again, I could probably blackmail her to quit Sunday Baseball if I had a video of me going ATM on her.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Is that Jessica Mendoza?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

This is Alex Rodriguez we're talking about. Dumb as a rock and even less introspective. If there's something stupid he can do or say, he'll figure out a way, rest assured.

A-Rod does have a history of having relationships with older mannish women

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I just looked her up.

I don't think she's a butterface because her body looks like a dude's, so her face is ugly, and her body is unattractive.

I know I've gone on record as saying I'd bang just about any celebrity just for the novelty of it, but I'm not sure Mendoza qualifies enough as a celebrity. Then again, I could probably blackmail her to quit Sunday Baseball if I had a video of me going ATM on her.

How WOOD you not????

Me thinks maybe you are getting a little too much into our camping trips? Maybe you sit out Labor Day?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I personally would be all over that. She is like the athletic girl in HS with baby fat that comes back from College and is developed in all the right places, plus she has learned a few things. Plus I have a thing for Latina women

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

A-Rod does have a history of having relationships with older mannish women

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

She really doesn't count because she has like 6 cajones. Even @SlinkyRedfoot is jealous

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Labor Day is right around the corner....

Have you mailed the Save the Dates yet?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

She's dudelier than ARod.

Duh.... that's why Omar wants to see it.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I just looked her up.

I don't think she's a butterface because her body looks like a dude's, so her face is ugly, and her body is unattractive.

I know I've gone on record as saying I'd bang just about any celebrity just for the novelty of it, but I'm not sure Mendoza qualifies enough as a celebrity. Then again, I could probably blackmail her to quit Sunday Baseball if I had a video of me going ATM on her.

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