A sextape I would love to see

[Omar 382]

Jessica Mendoza and A-Rod. I mean, he's had to have fucked her, right?

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I don’t know. A-Rods dick is probably minuscule given the amount of steroids he’s taken. The sex tape would probably be 10 minutes of trying and an hour of reassurance from jessica.

 

[Omar 382]

I don’t know. A-Rods dick is probably minuscule given the amount of steroids he’s taken.

Yeah, but it was probably huge to begin with. It's probably down to normal, everyday guy size now.

Mendoza is a bit of a butterface, but I'd be all over it still

 

[Pure Steel]

For me nowadays it's just doggy style....I get on the bed and beg.....she rolls over and plays dead.....

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

Yeah, but it was probably huge to begin with. It's probably down to normal, everyday guy size now.

Mendoza is a bit of a butterface, but I'd be all over it still

She seems like a girl who can 1. Handle her alcohol and 2. Would watch baseball with you in a bar.

 

[GNG]

She seems like a girl who can 1. Handle her alcohol and 2. Would watch baseball with you in a bar.

She did play softball.

 

[The Oldtimer]

For me nowadays it's just doggy style....I get on the bed and beg.....she rolls over and plays dead.....

That's why I like doggy style, that way I don't have to look at her face.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I'm not picky about positions, but it's a must that they're unconscious. An unconscious woman can't say no.

 

[cmc_rebar]

I don’t know. A-Rods dick is probably minuscule given the amount of steroids he’s taken. The sex tape would probably be 10 minutes of trying and an hour of pegging from jessica.

FIFY

 

[Ojb81]

Yeah, but it was probably huge to begin with. It's probably down to normal, everyday guy size now.

Mendoza is a bit of a butterface, but I'd be all over it still

you've never had sex before, have you?

 

[Erie Warrior]

I'd throw it in her mouth, if it got her to shut up.

 

[Markwassillylaugher]

Jessica Mendoza and A-Rod. I mean, he's had to have fucked her, right?

He is banging J Lo, Mendoza is a mere tomboy at best.

 

[mall3013]

That's why I like doggy style, that way I don't have to look at her face.

You are too fucking old so it don't matter how you have her positioned big boy...

 

[The Oldtimer]

You are too fucking old so it don't matter how you have her positioned big boy...

LOL, now that is very true!!!

 

[broncosmitty]

She's dudelier than ARod.

 

[Beaker]

I don’t know. A-Rods dick is probably minuscule given the amount of steroids he’s taken. The sex tape would probably be 10 minutes of trying and an hour of reassurance from jessica.

To be fair, it isn't A-Rod's dick I would be interested in. . .

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

To be fair, it isn't A-Rod's dick I would be interested in. . .

I get what you’re saying, but it wouldn’t be too sexy watching her trying to make intercourse with a micro penis. It would just be awkward.

 

[Beaker]

I get what you’re saying, but it wouldn’t be too sexy watching her trying to make intercourse with a micro penis. It would just be awkward.

Well. . .I mean. . .

Is she naked?

 

[Ojb81]

To be fair, it isn't A-Rod's dick I would be interested in. . .

His balls?

 

[Beaker]

His balls?

This guy gets it!