A liar, a cheater and a murderer walk into a bar. Patriots must be in town!

[Carnzo]

What if you had to hit Bill's bimbo in order to hit Bob's bimbo???

I wood

 

[SDGuy73]

What if you had to hit Bill's bimbo in order to hit Bob's bimbo???

Nope. For Salma Hayek, Fuck yes!

 

[Manster7588]

I wood

You're Bi aren't you?

 

[LogicMan]

Manning OJ Ray Lewis and Jerry Rice were never Patriots hammer

 

[NWPATSFAN]

That is the worst pic I've ever seen. It just doesn't get any easier the 10th and 20th time you see it...

Take it down from your wall so you don't need to look at it anymore then

 

[Tech_God]

Hammer, your obsession is a cry for help and I think you are really unbalancing this forum.......

I can't believe I'm going to say this..... it just seems so wrong........ VERY WRONG!

Pats fans, light up the Bat Signal and bring back Rock Strongo. It is the only way to bring balance to this forum!

 

[jarntt]

Take it down from your wall so you don't need to look at it anymore then

Well, I do have this crazy BB fetish...

 

[LaserJock]

murderer..........Wife beater................high priced over paid self proclaimed Elite QB walk into a bar...Had to be RAVEN TEAMATES

MURDERER


WIFE BEATER:


Elite QB:


Ask them if Joe is better than any of them.......

 

[Cyder]

Technically it's 2 liars, 2 cheats and a murderer

I have to revise this. Hernandez lied about killing those people so 3 liars, 2 cheats and at least one murderer.

 

[sonnyblack65]

"Wrong. They're all three as innocent as the driven snow!" - @BigKen

Also, how would we caption it if Robert Kraft was in the picture?

A midget and beloved husband, and
A liar, a cheater and a murder walk into a bar. Oops mean murderer

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

Nope. For Salma Hayek, Fuck yes!

Well of course...Not only is she super hot, but if she got divorced she'd be worth billions

 

[clemtheslowson]

A midget and beloved husband, and
A liar, a cheater and a murder walk into a bar. Oops mean murderer

Wait. I didn't realize Hammer was a midget.

I feel bad now.

 

[SDGuy73]

Well of course...Not only is she super hot, but if she got divorced she'd be worth billions

Salma turns 50 in September. Stunning woman.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Had me thinking this was a politics forum thread until I saw Patriots.

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

Salma turns 50 in September. Stunning woman.

Scary that she's almost 50 and still looks so amazing...I remember first seeing her in Desperado. I was with friends on opening night and as soon as she hit the screen my jaw hit the floor!!!

 

[Manster7588]

Had me thinking this was a politics forum thread until I saw Patriots.

I don't get this, but I still laughed and I don't know why.

 

[SDGuy73]

Scary that she's almost 50 and still looks so amazing...I remember first seeing her in Desperado. I was with friends on opening night and as soon as she hit the screen my jaw hit the floor!!!

My first time seeing her was in From Dusk Till Dawn. I've been addicted to her since. Desperado was great. I would of been constantly apologizing to her if I was Antonio Banderas during those sex scenes. Damn boners!!

 

[jarntt]

Scary that she's almost 50 and still looks so amazing...I remember first seeing her in Desperado. I was with friends on opening night and as soon as she hit the screen my pants hit the floor!!!

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

If I hadn't been in a crowded public theater, they damn sure would've!!!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Well, I do have this crazy BB fetish...

I wanted to say something about that. You running around in BB footie pajamas with the sleeves cut off is a little strange.