A.L. Central Smack 2015

[MiamiVice]

Its not even fair for me to insult this clown... Being born and raised in Ohio is only a few ticks higher than being born with down syndrome. You should be more concerned with taking the hitch and wheels off your house slinky... someone might just hook up and pull it away when you are at walmart shopping for tube socks and hamburger helper.

 

[MiamiVice]

Ohio is 4th out of the 50 states in Meth labs... and in the number of Walmarts in state.. huh.. Fun Facts.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ohio is ranked 4th in the country for meth labs.... Florida is in the bottom 10... Your insults are retarded... lay off the meth turd...

So my question is, did you know this information off the top of your head, which could validate my assertion, or after just a few posts of mine, am I in your head so much that you took the time to seek these statistics out?

 

[MiamiVice]

I grow tired of toying with you...

 

[broncosmitty]

KC shoulda traded for HEART at the deadline.

 

[gandydancer]

I really figured Boyd would get blown up tonight. Actually been nice to see some games finally.

The WC races are heating up. So is the HF race. Jays trying to steal it away from KC. At least I'm catching the best part of the season.

 

[gandydancer]

Been working in Kansas and watching the Royals a bunch. Hosmer has been fun to watch. I remember the debates on whether he would develop. Guess he has answered that question.

 

[broncosmitty]

Been working in Kansas and watching the Royals a bunch. Hosmer has been fun to watch. I remember the debates on whether he would develop. Guess he has answered that question.

He is pretty good for a slap hitting first baseman.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I grow tired of toying with you...

Gotta say, that's a real disappointment. I was anxiously awaiting your next witty volley. Of course, when I stop talking shit, I suppose your "I'm rubber, you're glue" pool of retorts dries up pretty quickly.

You did have one original advance, based on Walmart having the 4th most stores in Ohio, which happens to be one of the most populous states within a geographical radius around its headquarters. That was brilliant. Just kidding. Personally, I've only been in a Walmart once in my life, but I work in distribution and they're a textbook study on the subject.

It may or may not be worth noting, but your precious, meth-billy-swamp home state of Florida has just two stores shy of twice as many Walmarts than Ohio does.

So later tonight, when you get back home to your shitty little apartment, after your busy night of sniffing bumps off some rafter's dick while trying not to break one of your heels, remember that if you want to wade into these waters, you need to bring your wings, son.

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[broncosmitty]

"Sniffing bumps off a rafter's dick" paints quite the picture.

The painting I chose to picture, didn't involve cocaine.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

"Sniffing bumps off a rafter's dick" paints quite the picture.

The painting I chose to picture, didn't involve cocaine.

You're a sick fuck, broncosmitty.

This could be the start of a great friendship.

 

[broncosmitty]

You're a sick fuck, broncosmitty.

This could be the start of a great friendship.

It was Jim and Huck Finn that I pictured.

Then it was Livan Hernandez.


Then it was Elian Gonzalez.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It was Jim and Huck Finn that I pictured.

Then it was Livan Hernandez.


Then it was Elian Gonzalez.

Well, it doesn't have quite the literary twist that yours does, but after your post, I pictured a genital wart and a cheese grater.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You should be more concerned with taking the hitch and wheels off your house slinky... someone might just hook up and pull it away when you are at walmart shopping for tube socks and hamburger helper.

Guilty as charged. The one and only time I was in a Walmart I was in fact shopping for a tube sock and hamburger helper. In fairness to me, your mother had just called me and desperately asked me to come over and smack her in the face with something, so... Well.. There I was with a tube sock full of hamburger helper...

 

[MiamiVice]

Guilty as charged. The one and only time I was in a Walmart I was in fact shopping for a tube sock and hamburger helper. In fairness to me, your mother had just called me and desperately asked me to come over and smack her in the face with something, so... Well.. There I was with a tube sock full of hamburger helper...

 

[MiamiVice]

Big Sunday coming up in Ohio... Slinky is going to sit on his couch watching the Browns while his fat wife/cousin from Kentucky clips his toe nails.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Guilty as charged, again. The tube sock full of hamburger helper that I smacked your mother with was not kosher. Mea culpa.

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[MiamiVice]

Guilty as charged, again. The tube sock full of hamburger helper that I smacked your mother with was not kosher. Mea culpa.

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Dumb & Dumber is real life in Ohio.... please continue... it amuses me.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Dumb & Dumber is real life in Ohio.... please continue... it amuses me.

You're one of those folks that has very little understanding of what's going on around you, huh?

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MiamiVice: My Own Personal Pigeon

 

[MiamiVice]

You're one of those folks that has very little understanding of what's going on around you, huh?

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MiamiVice: My Own Personal Pigeon

Lol.. yeah.. you are really showing me...