A.L. Central Smack 2015

[da55bums]

Greg Holland should pitch for theTigers these days.

Dude kinda sucks.

Don't worry, he is available this off season and he had Detroit written all over him all of a sudden.

Better go to Wade in the post season now if KC learned anything watching the tigers the last few seasons. Don't want to hear Yost in postgame "well Holly has been our guy for the last few years" screw that.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

no idea how JV gets a win, but its your world

Maybe he's going to go home and stick his dick between Kate Upton's tiddies, which is a win in my book - for a few more years, anyway.

 

[BUD]

no idea how JV gets a win, but its your world

My bad, VerHagen put the royals away.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

A 10 year old cuban kid living in Hialeah, FL has enough ammo to spin circles around any fan in Ohio...

Perhaps, but he'd be safer doing that than waiting for candy in the back of your Econoline, you fucking mook.

 

[broncosmitty]

Don't worry, he is available this off season and he had Detroit written all over him all of a sudden.

Better go to Wade in the post season now if KC learned anything watching the tigers the last few seasons. Don't want to hear Yost in postgame "well Holly has been our guy for the last few years" screw that.

We'd have to overpay him, or it just wouldn't feel right.

 

[broncosmitty]

Maybe he's going to go home and stick his dick between Kate Upton's tiddies, which is a win in my book - for a few more years, anyway.

I think she got rid of him.

Right about when he stopped being shitty.

 

[broncosmitty]

Wood, on the Teffing, Fo show.

 

[MiamiVice]

Tigers Win. 5-4.. Friday night just got a little better. JV gets the W

DV got the win not JV

 

[MiamiVice]

Perhaps, but he'd be safer doing that than waiting for candy in the back of your Econoline, you fucking mook.

Nothing is better than some red neck ohio resident talking about luring kids into a van... Everybody in Ohio has a cousin in Kentucky... and they make out with them... regardless of age. No econoline needed.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Nothing is better than some red neck ohio resident talking about luring kids into a van... Everybody in Ohio has a cousin in Kentucky... and they make out with them... regardless of age. No econoline needed.

Hey, hey , hey!

I've seen this bit before. It's the old "I know you are, but what am I" retort.

I'd love to tell you that I expected more from a crack-addled citizen of the shithole that is what's left of Detroit, but I honestly didnt.

 

[MiamiVice]

Hey, hey , hey!

I've seen this bit before. It's the old "I know you are, but what am I" retort.

I'd love to tell you that I expected more from a crack-addled citizen of the shithole that is what's left of Detroit, but I honestly didnt.

I'm not a citizen of Detroit you clown... i live in Miami... I haven't lived in Michigan for over 15 years... It was nice for your fellow Ohio resident to come down here and give all the nice people of South Florida his best years though... and Miami thanks you for the 97 world series as well...

 

[MiamiVice]

True fact... The lady that cleans my condo here in miami is more attractive than the best looking female in ohio.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

True fact... The lady that cleans my condo here in miami is more attractive than the best looking female in ohio.

And I bet she won't fuck you either.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm not a citizen of Detroit you clown... i live in Miami... I haven't lived in Michigan for over 15 years... It was nice for your fellow Ohio resident to come down here and give all the nice people of South Florida his best years though... and Miami thanks you for the 97 world series as well...

Oh, you're from Florida, not Detroit. No biggie. Just replace "crack-addled" with "meth-addled."

 

[MiamiVice]

And I bet she won't fuck you either.

Just because you can't get laid doesn't me I can't bro...

 

[MiamiVice]

Oh, you're from Florida, not Detroit. No biggie. Just replace "crack-addled" with "meth-addled."

Are you retarded? Meth? Have you ever been out of Ohio? Meth is the last drug to be used around South Florida... My god your insults are weak as hell.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just because you can't get laid doesn't me I can't bro...

Holy shit. Another 'I know you are but what am I" retort.

Be more funny.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Are you retarded? Meth? Have you ever been out of Ohio? Meth is the last drug to be used around South Florida... My god your insults are weak as hell.

Well, then maybe I'll try your style:

Dude, my insults aren't weak, yours are.

You're out of your depth, son.

 

[MiamiVice]

LOL... People that are born in the Hill Billy Triangle of Ohio, West Virginia, and Kentucky are so fun... All that inter breeding sure did a number on you guys.

 

[MiamiVice]

Well, then maybe I'll try your style:

Dude, my insults aren't weak, yours are.

You're out of your depth, son.

Ohio is ranked 4th in the country for meth labs.... Florida is in the bottom 10... Your insults are retarded... lay off the meth turd...