A few of my favorite dings...

[ElTexan]

Knocks, jacks, and goners,
A Cubs homerun derby
Outside the parkers,
By Rizzo and Schwarby

If you play us for pennants, it’s going to sting
These are a few of my favorite dings

Heyward and Zobrist,
Will hit all your Aces
Then Bryant comes up,
To clear all the bases

If you serve up the ball, the fat lady sings
These are a few of my favorite dings

In October, when the wind stings,
You’ll be feeling baaaad
I simply remember my favorite dings
And then I feel soooo glaaaad.

Miggy Montero
Can hit the “jonron”
Addison Russell
Will follow with bombs

Jorge Soler will look good with a ring
These are a few of my favorite dings

Quadruples and ding dongs,
Bud bleachers get loud
“Ho!-Ly!-Cow!”
Heard from the clouds

Epstein and Maddon will win us some bling
These are a few of my favorite dings

 

[Ojb81]