MLB Daily Thread: 9.16.15 They say that "the early bird gets the worm",

[moxie]

No one ever rates my comments as 'funny' and it hurts my feeling...

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The irony hard wired into your comment is fucking palpable.

That's why you should have at least two at all times. One can have the sadz, the other can be like, "Yeah, man! We don't even care! Whatever with your cake and rainbows! Huzzah!"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey, Stinky....if "swallowing the hook" translates to: proving you wrong and making you look even more stupid,

It doesn't.

Here, take this before you go under:

 

[moxie]

Hey, Stinky....if "swallowing the hook" translates to: proving you wrong and making you look even more stupid, then sure...I'm guilty as charged.....ain't no thang, sweetheart.

S'all Good.

hahaha @SlinkyRedfoot ! You're wrong because you called that guy a mexican! Nothing here about ME being wrong though! Alex Rios = Mexican. I proved it!

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Nah...no thanks, stinky....I'm cool....I have my trusty rip curl longboard...

but go on and knock yerself out...seems you'll be needed that donut more than anyone.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hell of a list to be the next name.

For sure. Particularly at 22 years old.

Then again, I'm told he sucks because he's got a gay haircut.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Cespedes for the rest of us is the real NL MVP.

There's no fucking way they're giving the MVP to that Mexican.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's why you should have at least two at all times. One can have the sadz, the other can be like, "Yeah, man! We don't even care! Whatever with your cake and rainbows! Huzzah!"

My one feeling doesn't play well with others. Whenever I go to the effort to bring another feeling around, the first one just eats the fucking thing.

 

[moxie]

There's no fucking way they're giving the MVP to that Mexican.

omg. here we go again!
He said NL MVP! Mexicans are eligible

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

There's no fucking way they're giving the MVP to that Mexican.

they sure as hell ain't giving it to that nazi justin bieber looking kid in DC.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

omg. here we go again!
He said NL MVP! Mexicans are eligible

Since when does NL stand for Numerous Latinos?

 

[moxie]

they sure as hell ain't giving it to that nazi kid...

Syndergaard? He's a nazi? I thought he was Afrikaans

 

[Mondo Jay]

For sure. Particularly at 22 years old.

Then again, I'm told he sucks because he's got a gay haircut.

Just don't try to compare him to Trout. That debate is over...

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Syndergaard? He's a nazi? I thought he was Afrikaans

not once did I mention busty poser's name...

 

[moxie]

Since when does NL stand for Numerous Latinos?

Since when hasn't it? Have you ever just seen ONE mexican all by himself? Have you never heard the term, "mess with one bean, you get the whole burrito"?

 

[moxie]

not once did I mention busty poser's name...

Nice edit. Harper's a Moron, not a nazi. He has magical underpants and everything.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

All indications are pointing to huge retribution and payback in today's mets/fish rubber game.

Hopefully any injuries will be minor and any suspensions will be minimal.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Nah...no thanks, stinky....I'm cool....I have my trusty rip curl longboard...

My Google image search for "gay Mexican surfer" yielded unsatisfactory results.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Nice edit. Harper's a Moron, not a nazi. He has magical underpants and everything.

Wonder how long it'll be before he wants out of Washington, so he can sign w/ the Dodgers or the D-Backs?

 

[Villain]

For sure. Particularly at 22 years old.

Then again, I'm told he sucks because he's got a gay haircut.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Now where were we?

Oh yes, we were talking about caffeine beverages