MLB Daily Thread: 8/3/17 Other Sports News: and of Course Brady's Birthday

[Kenny]

Dodgers losing...felt weird last night. Tied going into the 8th and felt like they were going to win it.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

I'm just glad this thread actually gives a shit about the Dodgers this year. One of the perks of winning.

 

[redseat]

I'm just glad this thread actually gives a shit about the Dodgers this year. One of the perks of winning.

I was in a decent mood when I started it!

 

[PolarVortex]

My love for Futbol was born because of the early AM Premier league matches....I once lived downtown with a Columbian roomate about a decade ago, and being an early riser myself, he would be going to these soccer bars at 6:30am, and Id be like WTF........So once I started joining him, I was hooked, love those early games before my girls start ruling my life

Cute story, Rock.

 

[redseat]

Dodgers losing...felt weird last night. Tied going into the 8th and felt like they were going to win it.

I always feel like they will win

 

[Kenny]

I always feel like they will win

Yup!. 53 wins in a row if they lead at any point in the game. Funny thing is the last 3 losses now are all by the Braves. They got our number.

 

[PolarVortex]

Vaginas aren't hard, Dirt. They're soft and warm and pretty much the best places on Earth.

No, the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is telling your parents you're gay.

I can tell you are from Ohio by your appreciation for vaginas. When it comes to sex, all the bawstuns ever talk about is ass fucking. They have an entire culture of ass fucking in Asschusetts. And honestly think they don't care what which gender is attached to the ass.

Never could understand why someone would want to put their dick in an exit-only orifice that houses shit.

 

[redseat]

Yup!. 53 wins in a row if they lead at any point in the game. Funny thing is the last 3 losses now are all by the Braves. They got our number.

So all 3 of the Braves wins this year have been against the Dodgers?

 

[redseat]

Per Boston Sports Journal:

"Red Sox Ownership ordered Dombrowski NOT to trade Top prospects at that non-waiver trade deadline

 

[bksballer89]

I'm just glad this thread actually gives a shit about the Dodgers this year. One of the perks of winning.

You feel special?

 

[soxfan1468927]

Per Boston Sports Journal:

"Red Sox Ownership ordered Dombrowski NOT to trade Top prospects at that non-waiver trade deadline

That's surprising.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Never could understand why someone would want to put their dick in an exit-only orifice that houses shit.

Probably because it's tight and more degrading to women.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

You feel special?

Not as special as DJ saying Darvish isn't a rental and OT in general, but yes.

 

[redseat]

That's surprising.

hahaha, no it's not

Though I think you were saying that sarcastically

 

[soxfan1468927]

hahaha, no it's not

Though I think you were saying that sarcastically

I wasn't being sarcastic. I don't think the owners care about the prospects because they are going to sell the team in the next 5 years.

 

[cerealboi]

I can tell you are from Ohio by your appreciation for vaginas. When it comes to sex, all the bawstuns ever talk about is ass fucking. They have an entire culture of ass fucking in Asschusetts. And honestly think they don't care what which gender is attached to the ass.

Never could understand why someone would want to put their dick in an exit-only orifice that houses shit.

Please. You're into ass fucking too. Just a different kind of ass.

 

[soxfan1468927]

I can tell you are from Ohio by your appreciation for vaginas. When it comes to sex, all the bawstuns ever talk about is ass fucking. They have an entire culture of ass fucking in Asschusetts. And honestly think they don't care what which gender is attached to the ass.

Never could understand why someone would want to put their dick in an exit-only orifice that houses shit.

What a weird stereotype.

 

[PolarVortex]

Please. You're into ass fucking too. Just a different kind of ass.

That's hawt.

 

[PolarVortex]

Just cut Carlos Gonzalez, Ian Kinsler, and Hanley Rameriz from my team. Under-performing, lame ass, has-beens.

 

[obxyankeefan]

So my takeaways today are

Soccer still sucks.

@DirtDirtDirt wife is easy for everyone but him

@PolarVortex is from Arkansas
Arkansas man arrested, accused of having sex with family's pet donkey


oh yeah baseball related the Dodgers lost