MLB Daily Thread: 8/3/17 Other Sports News: and of Course Brady's Birthday

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Well, Baseball is about to be dead to me by Monday

Do you live in Cleveland?

I hear big Rock N Roll HOF weekend out there

I live in a suburb between Cleveland and Akron. I think there's a ton of shit going on around here this week. NFL Hall of Fame game in Canton, Bridgestone Invitational (PGA) at Firestone CC in Akron and some shit at the Rock Hall.

I think they schedule all this shit at the same time so people only have to come here once a year. Three birds, one stone kind of thing.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I'm psyched. Salah looks like a great addition for the Reds. And they start with a 7:30 AM game which is perfect for a Saturday morning. Eggs, coffee, and Liverpool.

My love for Futbol was born because of the early AM Premier league matches....I once lived downtown with a Columbian roomate about a decade ago, and being an early riser myself, he would be going to these soccer bars at 6:30am, and Id be like WTF........So once I started joining him, I was hooked, love those early games before my girls start ruling my life

 

[osubuckeye89]

I can't get into preseason NFL, or preseason of any sport for that matter

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Premier League starts up again a week from Saturday too

Do you know what the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Do you know what the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is?

Our Vaginas?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Our Vaginas?

Vaginas aren't hard, Dirt. They're soft and warm and pretty much the best places on Earth.

No, the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is telling your parents you're gay.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Vaginas aren't hard, Dirt. They're soft and warm and pretty much the best places on Earth.

No, the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is telling your parents you're gay.

My Wifes vagina is "Hard" to enter

 

[redseat]

I know it's not Premier League but did you @DirtDirtDirt or @soxfan1468927 watch the MLS All Star Game last night?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My Wifes vagina is "Hard" to enter

I suggest one of the following:

1) A romantic dinner and a show followed with a foot massage

2) chloroform

Whichever's easier.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I know it's not Premier League but did you @DirtDirtDirt or @soxfan1468927 watch the MLS All Star Game last night?

Oh my fucking God. You too, seat? What is going on around here? Am I allowed in without a fedora and feather boa?

 

[redseat]

My Wifes vagina is "Hard" to enter

funny, never had that problem with her

 

[redseat]

Oh my fucking God. You too, seat? What is going on around here? Am I allowed in without a fedora and feather boa?

I'm not nearly the fan those two are but I grew up around soccer and played in HS, so I do watch it

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I suggest one of the following:

1) A romantic dinner and a show followed with a foot massage

2) chloroform

Whichever's easier.

THATS AWESOME

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm not nearly the fan those two are but I grew up around soccer and played in HS, so I do watch it

Eh. I just bust balls. I don't like soccer and I think the flopping is exceedingly gay, but on the other hand, I sometimes enjoy Yacht Rock Radio on SiriusXM, so who am I to cast stones?

 

[Vyle203]

Those damned Injuns must've done one a them rain dances to avoid the sweep. Well played Cleveland, well played.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Vaginas aren't hard, Dirt. They're soft and warm and pretty much the best places on Earth.

No, the hardest thing about being a Premier League soccer fan is telling your parents you're gay.

Sucks you don't have accepting parents Slinky, mine love me no matter what.

 

[soxfan1468927]

I know it's not Premier League but did you @DirtDirtDirt or @soxfan1468927 watch the MLS All Star Game last night?

I can't bring myself to watch MLS.

 

[redseat]

Eh. I just bust balls. I don't like soccer and I think the flopping is exceedingly gay, but on the other hand, I sometimes enjoy Yacht Rock Radio on SiriusXM, so who am I to cast stones?

Haha, touche... But yes, they flop like bi&ches and it annoys the sh&t out of me and I think they should get carded every time!

 

[bksballer89]

I can't bring myself to watch MLS.

Same. Fuck that shit

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I can't bring myself to watch MLS.

Not easy.......At least we will get Rinaldo when he is 40