MLB Daily Thread: 7.20.15 - Apocolypse now: Angels rained out for first time in 20 years. & other beisbol stuff.

[Rock Strongo]

the red sox did not lose.

 

[Rock Strongo]

donde esta hu?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

donde esta hu?

Aqui, senorita

 

[Rock Strongo]

Aqui, senorita

Buenos días hu. tu asno tiene un gran corte en los cortometrajes.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

The Metsies tied a franchise record yesterday in St. Louis by leaving 25 men on base....yet somehow still won it 3-1 in 18 innings. Today they begin a 3 game series in DC with those capital city crushers...but they'll have their top 3 guns going..Harvey, deGrom & Syndergaard.

 

[Rock Strongo]

i painfully watched the sox game friday night and saturday night.

the offense sucks right now.

 

[Rock Strongo]

so my stepmom turned 60 this weekend.

for my dads 60th my brothers and i got him usual gift stuff...i got him some cigars and a bottle of cognac. my brothers, home depot gift cards for tools etc.

he was very happy.

my stepbrother, for his mothers 60th...is taking her to italy for 3 weeks.

thanks for one upping us.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Buenos días hu. tu asno tiene un gran corte en los cortometrajes.

Uhhh, you might...it's a free country!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

So Rock, who's gonna cook for you all while your step mom is in Italy for 3 weeks?

I'm thinkin Chef Boi R. Dee?

 

[Rock Strongo]

So Rock, who's gonna cook for you all while your step mom is in Italy for 3 weeks?

I'm thinkin Chef Boi R. Dee?

ive eaten her cooking once...she can make baked ziti lol.

thats why she married my old man.

 

[tabascojet]

No mention of the greatest baseball country in the world??

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

so my stepmom turned 60 this weekend.

for my dads 60th my brothers and i got him usual gift stuff...i got him some cigars and a bottle of cognac. my brothers, home depot gift cards for tools etc.

he was very happy.

my stepbrother, for his mothers 60th...is taking her to italy for 3 weeks.

thanks for one upping us.

"One" uppping you? That seems more like one hundred upping you.

 

[tabascojet]

3 weeks in a foreign country with my mother? Fuck that just shoot me now....

 

[Rock Strongo]

"One" uppping you? That seems more like one hundred upping you.

yea. my brothers and i are kinda ticked.

i mean, its HIS mom...so whatever...do i buy my dad a new mercedes? LOL

 

[Rock Strongo]

3 weeks in a foreign country with my mother? Fuck that just shoot me now....

he is a mommas boy, big time. raised by her and only her from birth up. father left while she was pregnant.

hes always doing things with her like flower shows, trips, etc.

and no, hes not gay...or so he says. ive seen some of his women, he does well.

 

[tabascojet]

May

yea. my brothers and i are kinda ticked.

i mean, its HIS mom...so whatever...do i buy my dad a new mercedes? LOL

Maybe Brady can give you his next mvp prize....

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hamels is busying fucking up whatever value the Phillies might have hoped to get from him.

0-3 with a 5.56 ERA in eight starts in June and July.

That's kind of funny. I hate that twat.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

yea. my brothers and i are kinda ticked.

i mean, its HIS mom...so whatever...do i buy my dad a new mercedes? LOL

Maybe you and your brothers should crash his Catalina Wine Mixer.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Maybe you and your brothers should crash his Catalina Wine Mixer.

its funny, he once invited me to his place in cambridge. he does very well, actually proud of the kid...

so he invited me to his rooftop party. i didnt know what "level of people" he was friends with and had coming over. i show up in beat up jean shorts, a T, and sandals...carrying a case of decent beer.

brought a bunch of sticky weed.

i get there, its all well to do metro sexuals, slacks and dress shirts.

everyone has black rimmed glasses and is drinking some form of a "tini". after trying to mingle with little luck, i decide to sneak off to a bare part of the roof to burn a joint...some girl saw me, told my stepbrother (who knows i burn a lot) who then told me "some people here are allergic, can you do that in your car or something?"

so i got in my car, with my case of beer, smoked and drove home.

never been back.

 

[HammerDown]

Rumor is that Troy Glaus and Tim Salmon were seen in the rained-out stands at Angels Stadium injecting each other with hGH just like old times.