MLB Daily Thread: 7.1.15 : Sox on a roll, Bobby Bonillas annual pay day & Hu will entertain us all.

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Dude...I had already started a July 1st thread! Don't you ever look???

FUCK!!!

Hu uncovered a wrinkle in the space-time continuum and Rock ironed it!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dude...I had already started a July 1st thread! Don't you ever look???

well, tomorrow you can start the july 33rd daily.

 

[Rock Strongo]

hu, is your bobby bonilla jersey all ironed and ready?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

bobby bonilla makes more than any mets starter:

Notable Mets Salaries This Season
PLAYER SALARY
Bobby Bonilla $1.2M
Matt Harvey $614,125
Jacob deGrom $556,875
Zack Wheeler $546,250
Jeurys Familia $523,925

Bartolo Colon.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Bartolo Colon.

ahhh, i forgot him...i actually copied that list off a link. it was "noteable pitchers".

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

hu, is your bobby bonilla jersey all ironed and ready?

That thing is long gone to the Goodwill bin. I think I saw a kid wearing it t'other day...i recognized it by the mustard stains.

I like mustard.

 

[Rock Strongo]

That thing is long gone to the Goodwill bin. I think I saw a kid wearing it t'other day...i recognized it by the mustard stains.

I like mustard.

and not just on food.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

and not just on food.

"Oooo, I ate my share of wieners that day!"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

ahhh, i forgot him...i actually copied that list off a link. it was "noteable pitchers".

I didn't think of him either. I just took a look at their payroll obligations for 2015 to see how many Mets make less than Bobby Bonilla and there was Colon.

 

[HammerDown]

Can you fucking IMAGINE how good it must feel to be Bobby B and wake up and check your account balance and see that money this morning? It'd induce an involuntary knee-buckling orgasm in me.

You see some new guys came over? They're some characters and they like MLB so we'll see if we can geta fire lit under this thread again.

 

[HammerDown]

I was in bed super early last night.

Did the Padres win?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Can you fucking IMAGINE how good it must feel to be Bobby B and wake up and check your account balance and see that money this morning? It'd induce an involuntary knee-buckling orgasm in me.

You see some new guys came over? They're some characters and they like MLB so we'll see if we can geta fire lit under this thread again.

they better not be gay! this places hates those.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is baseball still considered a sport, or has been placed where it belongs, in the same game category as bowling?

 

[HammerDown]

they better not be gay! this places hates those.

Fruits. They're everywhere, man!

If they're gay and/or Hassidic @Huwaryu_in_exile will be especially welcoming and accomodating.

 

[HammerDown]

Is baseball still considered a sport, or has been placed where it belongs, in the same game category as bowling?

NL basbeall is still a pure sport.

I can not speak for AL "baseball."

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Fruits. They're everywhere, man!

If they're gay and/or Hassidic @Huwaryu_in_exile will be especially welcoming and accomodating.

Funny thing, I was in Brooklyn a couple weeks again. I have to tell you, it is not always easy to distinguish between hassidics and hipsters.

 

[Rock Strongo]

NL basbeall is still a pure sport.

I can not speak for AL "baseball."

do they still frown upon homeruns in the NL too?

 

[HammerDown]

do they still frown upon homeruns in the NL too?

Mike Napoli. DH'ing for the Indians for a couple of months next season then retiring in shame and ignominy forever.

LOL @ the AL where guys like him can make $27M a year.

How'd Panda do last night? Big Papi?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Mike Napoli. DH'ing for the Indians for a couple of months next season then retiring in shame and ignominy forever.

LOL @ the AL where guys like him can make $27M a year.

How'd Panda do last night? Big Papi?

1-7 with an RBI!

 

[HammerDown]

Funny thing, I was in Brooklyn a couple weeks again. I have to tell you, it is not always easy to distinguish between hassidics and hipsters.

I lived in the Heights for two years when I was 19-21. That's when the blacks from Brownsville duked it out one Saturday night in Crown Heights with the Hassi Posse. I learned then to never, ever laugh at or even look wrong at Hassidic (sp?) Jews. They do NOT fuck around.