MLB Daily Thread: 5-3-16: The Yankees did not lose last night

[Win TWINS!!!]

Are you drunk right now? That would make sense.

It still wouldn't explain why I got the notification!

 

[romeo212000]

I still can't believe at 42 he is still throwing 92 mph

He's juicing. He's already been caught once.

 

[Cyder]

I still can't believe at 42 he is still throwing 92 mph

The Big Sexy can still sling it.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

He's juicing. He's already been caught once.

I'll inject his ass myself if he keeps winning and not getting caught

 

[moxie]

He's juicing. He's already been caught once.

The disparity in size between this behemoth and Dee Gordon just makes me laugh!

 

[bravesfan]

I'll inject his ass myself if he keeps winning and not getting caught

Maybe he can teach the braves young staff some tricks of the trade

 

[bravesfan]

The Big Sexy can still sling it.

Is it the enchalada grease that gives his fastball so much tail end movement

 

[Cyder]

Is it the enchalada grease that gives his fastball so much tail end movement

I think the hitters are being distracted by the rolls of jiggling fat as he releases. It's hypnotic.

 

[romeo212000]

I think the hitters are being distracted by the rolls of jiggling fat as he releases. It's hypnotic.

He's so fucking fat that if once every couple innings a hitter will make him field a bunt he'll be so out of breath for the next three hitters you can do some damage. Surprised NL teams haven't caught onto this yet.

 

[Cyder]

He's so fucking fat that if once every couple innings a hitter will make him field a bunt he'll be so out of breath for the next three hitters you can do some damage. Surprised NL teams haven't caught onto this yet.

He's actually not a bad fielder. The guy is a freak.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Hope brUce is happy now....



Source: Harper signs historic Under Armour deal

 

[Bolts]

Seems like just yesterday that the Padres couldn't score a run to save their lives and were the joke of baseball, but now they have double digits wins and are all the way up to 19th in runs scored!

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Seems like just yesterday that the Padres couldn't score a run to save their lives and were the joke of baseball, but now they have double digits wins and are all the way up to 19th in runs scored!

Are you going to any of the games against the Mets later this week..or weekend??

 

[Bolts]

Are you going to any of the games against the Mets later this week..or weekend??

If I was in San Diego that'd be a series worth going to for the Mets crazy go SP and red hot offense, but unfortunately that's not the case so I'm gonna miss them. I'd be if the Padres could split those 4 games.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

If I was in San Diego that'd be a series worth going to for the Mets crazy go SP and red hot offense, but unfortunately that's not the case so I'm gonna miss them. I'd be if the Padres could split those 4 games.

I thought maybe you were in the SD area.

lol...I see you list your location as "Earth"....so, which part?

 

[Bolts]

I thought maybe you were in the SD area.

lol...I see you list your location as "Earth".

It'd make sense because I root for 3 SD teams, but I'm not there yet. I'm planning on taking some trips to SD this year to see some Padre and Charger games though. Earth was a broad enough location that I'll never have to change it lol.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

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It'd make sense because I root for 3 SD teams, but I'm not there yet. I'm planning on taking some trips to SD this year to see some Padre and Charger games though. Earth was a broad enough location that I'll never have to change it lol.

So, on which part of this 3rd rock from our sun are you?

 

[Bolts]

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So, on which part of this 3rd rock from our sun are you?

Not that far from San Diego, about 10 hours away in NorCal.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Not that far from San Diego, about 10 hours away in NorCal.

sacramento valley? sierra foothills?

 

[moxie]