MLB Daily Thread: 4.7.15 Daily: Gray 1-hits Texas, Giants, Royals triumph, Yanks suck

[Used 2 B Hu]

LOL @ "bosom"

My grandad used to say that to my dad about my stepmom, who was from New Mexico: "Son, you gotta watch them Mexican wimmern...you make 'em mad, they whoop that knife out they bosom and cut you with it."

Whenever we asked him how he knew this, he woudn't say anything more, but would get this real, dreamy, far-away look in his eyes.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Where is @packerzrule ? Somewhere beating Braun's ass?

He drank er dead, or down to Madison for some couch burning

 

[obxyankeefan]

You ain't evah lied, brosef! I will cut you where you sit.

(While you sleep, of course... makes the "gettin' away" part much easier)

So there's a chance of us "sleeping"

 

[moxie]

So there's a chance of us "sleeping"

It's called exhaustion, you ever heard of it?

YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!!

 

[obxyankeefan]

It's called exhaustion, you ever heard of it?

YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!!

That's why I like y'all Spanish lady's, y'all have fire. and when I get hungry a hat full of fruit

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

So there's a chance of us "sleeping"

Careful, she snores.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Careful, she snores.

...and bites, but I kind of like that.

 

[TDs3nOut]

John Sterling's homer call of Brett Gardner:

"Gardner PLANTS one...in the right field seats!"

LOL Guess you object to the verb "plants" in that context.

 

[moxie]

Careful, she snores.

Small price to pay.

 

[chappee11]

Who's a bigger bitch? Torii or Country Joe? You decide!

Torii is a bitch, but that looked to be a BAD call. Torii was right to be upset on that one.

 

[chappee11]

Olney saying Tommy John is "inevitable" for Tanaka.

B-B-But 5 doctors told him to rest it! Then he would have been OK to rake leaves in his yard. None of those doctors thought it would help him pitch.

 

[HammerDown]

Torii is a bitch, but that looked to be a BAD call. Torii was right to be upset on that one.

Country Joe > that punkass bitch Torii Hunter

all dayum day!

 

[chappee11]

Somehow Porcello's extension slipped past me. 20+ million a year for 4 years. Cha-Ching!

I hate this contract, btw. Porcello is a #3. I guess that is the going rate?!?!?!?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I hate this contract, btw. Porcello is a #3. I guess that is the going rate?!?!?!?

I thought y'all only had Aces in Boston?

 

[Inquisitor95]

Astros are 1-0, tied for best record in the majors.

 

[chappee11]

I thought y'all only had Aces in Boston?

You must not be following baseball very closely.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Country Joe > that punkass bitch Torii Hunter

all dayum day!

Country Joe is an idiot, that thinks he is bigger than the game.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I hate this contract, btw. Porcello is a #3. I guess that is the going rate?!?!?!?

20+ for a groundball pitcher? way to much.

 

[chappee11]

20+ for a groundball pitcher? way to much.

Agree 100%. He allows too much contact to be successful in Fenway. I was more excited to have him in a contract year and then collecting a draft pick when he left.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Agree 100%. He allows too much contact to be successful in Fenway. I was more excited to have him in a contract year and then collecting a draft pick when he left.

you will remember i said i feared contact pitchers with this defense in that park. it was my only qualm with getting porcello.