MLB Daily Thread: 4.7.15 Daily: Gray 1-hits Texas, Giants, Royals triumph, Yanks suck

[Mondo Jay]

Somehow Porcello's extension slipped past me. 20+ million a year for 4 years. Cha-Ching!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Bobby Parnell seems to be recovering on schedule, so the hope is that we would have plenty of potential closers/setup men. But with the way arms be snappin' off left and right, you can never have enough pitching depth.

whens parnell due back?

hes on the FA wire...may snag him for later

 

[HammerDown]

Uh oh. Am I in trouble again?

Would you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop that "am I in trouble" shit??? Please? You FNers and your fuckin persecution complex.

 

[HammerDown]

My posts were requiring moderator approval. I thought maybe I had pissed someone off. FN is dead, I consider myself a Hooplan now.

Let me take a minute and explain something here.

We have basically 7000 sets of permissions here on this new system. One slight thing gets changed, it starts affecting people. When that happens, you're not in trouble and it's not personal.
I am soooo tired of that shit.

 

[Mondo Jay]

Let me take a minute and explain something here.

We have basically 7000 sets of permissions here on this new system. One slight thing gets changed, it starts affecting people. When that happens, you're not in trouble and it's not personal.
I am soooo tired of that shit.

Fair enough. Thanks for fixing it.

 

[moxie]

Would you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop that "am I in trouble" shit??? Please? You FNers and your fuckin persecution complex.

 

[Mondo Jay]

 

[HammerDown]

Kiss my ass, sista!

 

[moxie]

Kiss my ass, sista!

What happened to the kinder, gentler Hammer you promised me? That didn't last long.

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oh, and fuck you too

 

[HammerDown]

What happened to the kinder, gentler Hammer you promised me? That didn't last long.

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oh, and fuck you too

No promises. The "kinder gentler" Hammer just needs a break. You on the other hand...

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I better not even say what it is you like.

 

[HammerDown]

Could you guys give me and moxie a few minutes alone or do we need to take it out behind the Penalty Box?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Could you guys give me and moxie a few minutes alone or do we need to take it out behind the Penalty Box?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

whens parnell due back?

hes on the FA wire...may snag him for later

The team expects him back May 1, but he's saying he thinks he can come back two weeks earlier, which would be middle of next week. We'll see...but I'm guessing it's going to be May. They were really conservative with Harvey's return.

 

[moxie]

Could you guys give me and moxie a few minutes alone or do we need to take it out behind the Penalty Box?

No!
You & @BeaverShaver can keep that spot behind the Penalty Box shooting dice or whatever it is you're doing to each other, hunched over with that jerky hand movement.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Could you guys give me and moxie a few minutes alone or do we need to take it out behind the Penalty Box?

Careful, she's part Spanish.

The part that keeps a switchblade in her bosom! :rimshot:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No!
You & @BeaverShaver can keep that spot behind the Penalty Box shooting dice or whatever it is you're doing to each other, hunched over with that jerky hand movement.

Okay, that should be a thing now...

"So and So is in the NSFW forum 'shooting dice'..."

 

[moxie]

Careful, she's part Spanish.

The part that keeps a switchblade in her bosom! :rimshot:

You ain't evah lied, brosef! I will cut you where you sit.

(While you sleep, of course... makes the "gettin' away" part much easier)

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You ain't evah lied, brosef! I will cut you where you sit.

(While you sleep, of course... makes the "gettin' away" part much easier)

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[HammerDown]

Careful, she's part Spanish.

The part that keeps a switchblade in her bosom! :rimshot:

LOL @ "bosom"

 

[moxie]

Where is @packerzrule ? Somewhere beating Braun's ass?

After so much Spring Training talk about his troublesome thumb, it was a strained rib cage muscle that knocked Ryan Braun out of the Brewers' Opening Day loss to the Rockies.