Series Thread: 2025 Opening Series: 3/27 - 4/2

[NWinAZ]

I don't know why any righty with a slider ould ever throw anything over the plate for julio. He'll hack at anything low and outside.

But they fixed that last year...

 

[cezero]

Just a matter of time before goldshit or rrs says that the mariners will start gerring hits with risp "in bunches" or some other bromide.

Also, cal Raleigh bobblehead night yaaaaaay!

 

[MarinersBestFan]

Wow down 2-0 in 1st against our Ace. Already at 23 pitches. This team. They can't even fucking throw a ball home from the outfield.

Yeah, Robles threw that ball like he didn’t even loosen and warm his arm up pregame workout

In other news, Suarez just hit his fifth Homerun of the season a grand slam

Another great Mariners decision to let a guy walk

Can you imagine the strength of our team with Suarez still at third base and Hernandez playing right field

 

[NWinAZ]

Yeah, Robles threw that ball like he didn’t even loosen and warm his arm up pregame workout

In other news, Suarez just hit his fifth Homerun of the season a grand slam

Another great Mariners decision to let a guy walk

Can you imagine the strength of our team with Suarez still at third base and Hernandez playing right field

Ha, I just posted the Suarez thing on the other thread. Great money move. It saved us a fortune at least...

 

[cezero]

Tellez had one good at bat as far as I can tell so far. He's looked really bad at the plate. Like monumentally bad even for the mariners.

 

[NWinAZ]

Tellez had one good at bat as far as I can tell so far. He's looked really bad at the plate. Like monumentally bad even for the mariners.

Problem is he doesn't stand out as a black hole in the lineup when the entire lineup is a black hole.

 

[cezero]

Buckoner doing his thing lol

 

[WizardHawk]

 

[NWinAZ]

Man this is so hard to watch. They have to bring in guest speakers just to keep people awake.

 

[cezero]

Doubt Gilbert makes it past 4. Goodie.

 

[WizardHawk]

Man this is so hard to watch. They have to bring in guest speakers just to keep people awake.

This team is unwatchable as built right now.

 

[NWinAZ]

This Mize pitcher is amazing. He can throw it over the plate again and again and just walk away unscathed. He must watch film of other pitchers that faced us.

 

[cezero]

How long will it take for any article rom a seattle sports journalist to state the following truths:

1) the mariners offense didn't underperforme last year, rather, this is who they are

2) a manager and hitting coach change to fix anything about the offense is like using neosporin to fix a gunshot wound.

3) the Ms are built almost as bad defensively as they are offensively.

I'm guessing it'll take until game 70 of this shit for anything resembling anynof that.

 

[NWinAZ]

Logan makes it through 5 which is a miracle after the 1st. 5 IP, 3 Runs, 10 K's. Bullpen the rest of the way down 3. Yay...

 

[NWinAZ]

How long will it take for any article rom a seattle sports journalist to state the following truths:

1) the mariners offense didn't underperforme last year, rather, this is who they are

2) a manager and hitting coach change to fix anything about the offense is like using neosporin to fix a gunshot wound.

3) the Ms are built almost as bad defensively as they are offensively.

I'm guessing it'll take until game 70 of this shit for anything resembling anynof that.

The thing that surprises me the most is how bad the defense is. You can sacrifice defense for a good offensive player(s), but we all know there is no sacrificing going on there.

 

[NWinAZ]

Per RRS, Mize is dealing! Uhhhh no. He is just saying hit it and we can't. Nothing tricky or dealing going on. 5 Innings, 1 Hit.

 

[cezero]

Cy Mize is dealing and locked in. Just another hof pitcher you have to tip your cap to.

 

[NWinAZ]

Please show me the dealing?

 

[cezero]

M's facing a rightly slider/splitter pitcher who "didn't have a lot of strikeouts last year".

Tip your cap Tip your cap Tip your cap

 

[cezero]

Tigers reliever has an e r a of 27,00 but that was against the dodgers.

Guardians having an equally bad night behind the plate as the ms tonight, so just not a fun night of baseball for me.