2022 NBA Offseason thread

[Iggloo]

Next Celtics coach?

 

[Iggloo]

Tatum - questionable - knee
Ime - out - getting that dick wet

The minute I read the cryptic but ominous sounding Woz tweet, I thought, "this man got caught with a white woman at the facility, didn't he?"

Let's see it play out but I am feeling pretty confident in my prediction.

 

[The Q]

Tatum - questionable - knee
Ime - out - getting that dick wet

It's been a bad week for dudes who want to get laid by women who aren't their wives....

 

[Iggloo]

See, the genius about hiring Scalabrine is, no women are going to sleep with him so less scandal potential. Do it Celtics!

 

[shopson67]

Gotcha. Notre Dame can’t be very good because they’re an independent. I guess we have to fact check your bull shit. Just take the 2020 season. Notre Dame beat USC North Carolina and Clemson and all ended up in the final AP top 25 for that season. WTF are you talking about?

All ranked teams are noted at the time they were played on win/loss schedules.

 

[shopson67]

Reaves is a G League player.

LOL, no. He's Caruso Jr.

 

[The Q]

See, the genius about hiring Scalabrine is, no women are going to sleep with him so less scandal potential. Do it Celtics!

Based on that logic just let me coach the Celtics

 

[shopson67]

Not sure how true it is but I want what Shane proposed.....Rozier and Bog. That makes us contenders and we get another dog in Rozier and a sniper in Bog.

LOL

Why do we think the Hornets are dumping Rozier though?

 

[The Q]

All ranked teams are noted at the time they were played on win/loss schedules.

Their only loss last year (regular season) was when their starting qb was injured

They would’ve been a better team if they threw it to Kevin Austin more though….

 

[Shanemansj13]

Why do we think the Hornets are dumping Rozier though?

The same reason Kyrie is on the Lakers now…ohh wait

 

[shopson67]

Cool. That guy usually ends up getting some money.

Plus, that "homeless guy" actually lives in a mansion with a fleet of expensive cars. He just has free time and likes free money.

 

[The Q]

Why do we think the Hornets are dumping Rozier though?

The only reason they’d trade rozier would be for a bushel of picks if bridges is done in the nba

They’d rebuild around ball, and their recent lottery/high picks like bouk, Williams, and Kai Jones

 

[shopson67]

Meanwhile i struggle to go 3 weeks without a cut

Self-imposed clipper cuts for me once a month or so. Haven't been in a barber shop or salon in decades it seems.

 

[shopson67]

Completely... Lmfao

Here's the video

So, apparently the Lakers are the only team in on Turner? Why would they cave again?

 

[fightinfunbags]

All ranked teams are noted at the time they were played on win/loss schedules.

That metric is retarded. In Charlie Weis first season he beat #3 Michigan. That Michigan team only win like 6-7 games and finished unranked. In your book, that goes down as beating a top 5 team? Yikes. Nevermind. This conversation can’t even get off the ground when your methodology is completely stupid. The Final AP poll has the most data available in those rankings. In a conversation about past seasons it’s the only metric that matters when talking about ranked teams.

 

[The Q]

So, apparently the Lakers are the only team in on Turner? Why would they cave again?

Turner and Hield make the lakers a top 4 team in the west, good enough to win a title if things break their way.

 

[fightinfunbags]

LOL, no. He's Caruso Jr.

Caruso actually possesses an NBA skill in his ability to defend. Reaves is garbage.

 

[shopson67]

Isn't he married to Nia Long?

Having a Dick * that's not in the top drawer of your nightstand * must suck.

 

[shopson67]

Caruso actually possesses an NBA skill in his ability to defend. Reaves is garbage.

...and that was the case in his rookie season?

 

[shopson67]

Only in Florida.

That's all beer.