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2019 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR

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I read Ohio State is trying to get Rutgers on their schedule more than once each season for coming years.
 

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Good morning Hooplans.
With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year is the 2nd year for our award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition AGAIN this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.

They have stepped on their dicks in a spectacular display of ineptitude, they've proved incapable of showing any sack whatsoever, they're done so in one of the biggest TV markets...here are some highlights:
Lose to a team that lost to Kansas and Florida State? CHECK
Lose to each conference foe faced by a minimum of 21 points? CHECK
Be shut out in 4 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by 31.8 pts for the season? CHECK

Winless in their conference yet again.

With stunning upsets of both Liberty and UMass, this team showed the nation that they got gumption and won't go down without biting the pillow.

KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88, bamagrad75 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2019 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR THE GOLDEN STANK PICKLE GOES TO... @droider

YOUR SCARLET KNIGHTS OF RUTGERS UNIVERSITY!!!
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Actually it was Oregon State...

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Rutgers always stinks it up.

P5 teams that did, that shouldn't have???
Florida State
UCLA
 

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Trust me, I wanted to put Miami (FL) in here SO HARD you can't even...
 

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Rutgers and Maryland exist so I can be assured PSU will never finish below 2-10.
 

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Rutgers can't even suck right...

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I read Ohio State is trying to get Rutgers on their schedule more than once each season for coming years.

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You live in a fantasy land & Ohio State's in your head big time.

And you shouldn't be talking about any teams in conference scedule when your team chooses to play FCS cupcakes. This year it was UT Martin. Next year they play another FCS cupcake, E. Washington. In 2021 it's Samford.
 

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You live in a fantasy land & Ohio State's in your head big time.

And you shouldn't be talking about any teams in conference scedule when your team chooses to play FCS cupcakes. This year it was UT Martin. Next year they play another FCS cupcake, E. Washington. In 2021 it's Samford.

2/3rds of your schedule was cupcakes. OSU shouldn't even be considered in the top 10.
 

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Good morning Hooplans.
With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year is the 2nd year for our award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition AGAIN this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.

They have stepped on their dicks in a spectacular display of ineptitude, they've proved incapable of showing any sack whatsoever, they're done so in one of the biggest TV markets...here are some highlights:
Lose to a team that lost to Kansas and Florida State? CHECK
Lose to each conference foe faced by a minimum of 21 points? CHECK
Be shut out in 4 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by 31.8 pts for the season? CHECK

Winless in their conference yet again.

With stunning upsets of both Liberty and UMass, this team showed the nation that they got gumption and won't go down without biting the pillow.

KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88, bamagrad75 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2019 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR THE GOLDEN STANK PICKLE GOES TO... @droider

YOUR SCARLET KNIGHTS OF RUTGERS UNIVERSITY!!!
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Before I even read the post, just saw the subject line. I was gonna say that this award should be called "The Rutgers of the Year" award.
 

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Hmmm, in 2020, Nebraska plays Rutgers in NJ.

Scott Frost is 2-8 in the B1G road games. It must be Rutgers Homecoming game because everyone schedules Nebraska for Homecoming games.
 

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2/3rds of your schedule was cupcakes. OSU shouldn't even be considered in the top 10.

My bad. Florida actually played 2 FCS cupcakes this year. UT Martin & Towson. You're one funny character. Still pissed off that Meyer havd the nerve to leave Florida. Yet continuing your nonstop whining about Ohio State even though he's no longer there.
 

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you heard wrong.


Nebraska is

I don't know about twice, but North Carolina and Wake Forest have played each other in years where they aren't scheduled by playing an in-conference OOC game...the precedent has been set, you guys should look into this.
 
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