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2019 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR

tnapucco

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Good morning Hooplans.
With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year is the 2nd year for our award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition AGAIN this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.

They have stepped on their dicks in a spectacular display of ineptitude, they've proved incapable of showing any sack whatsoever, they're done so in one of the biggest TV markets...here are some highlights:
Lose to a team that lost to Kansas and Florida State? CHECK
Lose to each conference foe faced by a minimum of 21 points? CHECK
Be shut out in 4 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by 31.8 pts for the season? CHECK

Winless in their conference yet again.

With stunning upsets of both Liberty and UMass, this team showed the nation that they got gumption and won't go down without biting the pillow.

KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88, bamagrad75 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2019 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR THE GOLDEN STANK PICKLE GOES TO... @droider

YOUR SCARLET KNIGHTS OF RUTGERS UNIVERSITY!!!
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2018 STINKER THREAD: 2018 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR
 

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Well fuck.

my team can’t even win this.
 

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And here I thought the golden stank pickle should go to pickle rick
 

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And here I thought the golden stank pickle should go to pickle rick
He can have one too for only $36.99 (s+h extra)!

I'll even put his name on there real purdy-like with crayons and errythang!
 

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Well fuck.

my team can’t even win this.
i dont even think Nebraska was in the running
Rutgers, Arkansas, Northwestern, Maryland, Kansas, NC State, Vandy
 

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i dont even think Nebraska was in the running
Rutgers, Arkansas, Northwestern, Maryland, Kansas, NC State, Vandy


Sigh
 

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Congrats to all the Rutgers fans on here. :suds:


Don't remember if they made Droiders list or not.
 

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Congrats to all the Rutgers fans on here. :suds:


Don't remember if they made Droiders list or not.
Well they aren’t good this year so they didn’t make the list but Oklahoma, Ohio State, LSU, and Clemson did. Utah almost made it but fell just short.
 

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All I want for Christmas is for Rutgers to be kicked out of the B1G.
I've previously envisioned a CFB future where underperforming teams would be replaced with performing squads. Rotate the shit teams out to G5 land. Bring the hot ones in for P5 status.
 

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I've previously envisioned a CFB future where underperforming teams would be replaced with performing squads. Rotate the shit teams out to G5 land. Bring the hot ones in for P5 status.


As much as soccer is gay, that is one thing the Premier League does well. You suck? Well, your ass just got regulated to the lower level. Top three teams from the lower level are now up.
 

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Texas is headed in the right direction for this one.
 
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