2018 Minnesota Twins

[mr.hockey4242]

Odorizzi lol

82 pitches and he has 10 outs.

Guy will never ever fucking go 7

 

[mr.hockey4242]

We have got to do something about our offense.

It’s just never ending putrid.

Dozier is fucking terrible. Sano is whatever comes after terrible.

Wilson? LaMarre? We need to get healthy.

Morrison still sucks. Kepler can’t find any luck.

Thank god for Rosario and Escobar(best trade ever).

As I type this...more Sano failure.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

@Win TWINS!!!

Will you start the fire Molitor petition???

He’s just gonna keep pitching Reed

Guy has literally lost like 6 games in 3 weeks

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

We have got to do something about our offense.

It’s just never ending putrid.

Dozier is fucking terrible. Sano is whatever comes after terrible.

Wilson? LaMarre? We need to get healthy.

Morrison still sucks. Kepler can’t find any luck.

Thank god for Rosario and Escobar(best trade ever).

As I type this...more Sano failure.

Who will Polanco replace in the lineup?


And can we just get rid of Dozier?


Bring up one of the kids. Admit this team played over themselves last year, and dump everyone over the age of 27 (and Mauer ).

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@Win TWINS!!!

Will you start the fire Molitor petition???

He’s just gonna keep pitching Reed

Guy has literally lost like 6 games in 3 weeks

I thought I had?

 

[Hauvea]

Well, you just knew they were going to score. This team is pathetic. It cant generate any offense. Here goes another winnable game lost.

 

[Hauvea]

Polanco. We sure do miss that guy. But hey, if we arent going to win, then lets cut trades for Dozier and Sano. Leave Mr E at third, put Polanco at ss, bring up Gordon? from the Minors, and roll with it. Maybe we get some relief help in return. But I will be shocked if this team ever reaches 500.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Who will Polanco replace in the lineup?


And can we just get rid of Dozier?


Bring up one of the kids. Admit this team played over themselves last year, and dump everyone over the age of 27 (and Mauer ).

Polanco will replace anyone not named Rosario or Escobar.

Seriously they all suck beyond that.

Dozier just has to go.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Polanco will replace anyone not named Rosario or Escobar.

Seriously they all suck beyond that.

Dozier just has to go.

As much as I don't want to see Sano turn into the next Big Papi.... I think it's time to cut bait. Fresh start for everyone involved... of course, that means selling low.

 

[Hauvea]

Its amazing, isnt it? The Twins seem to face a Cy Young candidate every damn night.

Man, every pitcher loves to see his turn come up against these losers. They know their stats will improve something fierce.

But dont worry fellow fans. Come late August, when our fate has been decided, this team will come alive. Give you false hope for next season. Put pressure on this team, and it folds. Nothing new there. My whole life it has been that way...but for a couple of exceptions.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

As much as I don't want to see Sano turn into the next Big Papi.... I think it's time to cut bait. Fresh start for everyone involved... of course, that means selling low.

That’s the biggest issue. At this point he gets us almost nothing.

Even last off season he probably coulda got us Chris Archer

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Sano to Single A lol

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Sano to Single A lol

As long as he's not out of options, I don't have problem with it.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

As long as he's not out of options, I don't have problem with it.

Ha he’s clearly not out of options

Just funny we send him all the way to college ball

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Ha he’s clearly not out of options

Just funny we send him all the way to college ball

I guess the reason they sent him all the way down there, is there is a cafeteria with full kitchen staff. Sounds like they are gonna monitor his eating habits. Having all this available (I didn't realize they kept that staff on after spring training), and knowing his weight issues - why'd they wait so long?

 

[fknhippie]

Ha he’s clearly not out of options

Just funny we send him all the way to college ball

Most of the team should be sent down with him.

 

[Hauvea]

We scored in the first. We now know how this will end.

 

[Hauvea]

Well, well, well, Dozier showed up.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

We can’t hit for weeks


And then beat Kluber lol

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

We can’t hit for weeks


And then beat Kluber lol

I guess we only play well against the Indians... shoulda taken that bet with @SlinkyRedfoot