2017 AL CENTRAL DISCUSSION

[Billythekid]

He was going up and down the rows selling hotdogs.

They are called Hardogs now

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Keuchel? isn't that an exercise for your lady parts?

You have lady parts?

 

[Billythekid]

You have lady parts?

I failed to mention once upon a time I was an Olympic decathlete. Something about Montreal and marrying someone else's trophy wife. You know the rest of the story

 

[richig07]

Well, if you would have told me a month ago, that the White Sox would be 11-9 through 20 games and a Detroit Tigers loss away from being tied for first. I would have been pretty happy.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

11-9 White Sox after the sweep of the Royals today.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Nick Castellanos (sp?), has a nice swing, then he's a huge asshole hopping out of the box or staring out of the box.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Keuchel? isn't that an exercise for your lady parts?

I didn't know women were nicknaming their clunge jade eggs Keuchel:

Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni

 

[Iffster]

Just checking........

With all the firings at ESPN, is there any truth to the rumors that they will hire @dougplayer as their head statistician, numbers cruncher, and researcher?

 

[dougplayer]

The pope. Got down and kissed Jimmy jams junk. Jimbo..gave him a wolverine helmet.
Yep. Pope loves wolverines. And jimbo khaki pants

 

[dougplayer]

P0pe gave wolverines 3 HAIL Mary's. Can be used at any time during the season...

 

[dougplayer]

P0pe wouldn't let urban in Rome. Said no losers allowed in.....jimbo can visit any time cause. He is a winner

 

[Iffster]

P0pe wouldn't let urban in Rome. Said no losers allowed in.....jimbo can visit any time cause. He is a winner

Nobody gives a shit doug. BTW...the Pope only has any authority in the Vatican. Not in Rome. Meathead.

 

[Iffster]

Looks like the Tigers are headed for a three way tie for first. I thought they were suppose to pull away?????

 

[Erie Warrior]

The pope. Got down and kissed Jimmy jams junk. Jimbo..gave him a wolverine helmet.
Yep. Pope loves wolverines. And jimbo khaki pants

The current Pope is a communist turd. I wouldn't be bragging about being kissed by that homo.

 

[dougplayer]

I can sense the jealousy from you guys. Pope loves jimbo.... wolverines....means wolverines are a divine team

 

[dougplayer]

Verlander steps up and wins the series today. Team player. All the way. Mark down a W...in pen!!!!!

 

[Erie Warrior]

I can sense the jealousy from you guys. Pope loves jimbo.... wolverines....means wolverines are a divine team

It could also mean they like molesting little boys. Jimmy does like his sleepover with recruits.

 

[Billythekid]

It could also mean they like molesting little boys. Jimmy does like his sleepover with recruits.

Thats enough outta you!

 

[dougplayer]

Tigers still in 1st place.

 

[Iffster]

Morning doug.....

Tigers are 11-9 through 20 games. Not the kind of record you figured on, I'm guessing. However, considering they have the worst bullpen in baseball and have only received a mediocre performance from their starting pitching....they are probably fortunate to have a winning record. I know you don't bother with stats, but are you aware that over the past 12 games, Tiger opponents are averaging 7 runs a game!!!! Mahtook, Adduci, Hicks, Machado, Collins and the other Detroit stars will have to continue to have hot bats. BTW, Brad sent me today's starting lineup.....

Romine ss
Mahtook rf
Castellanos 3b
V. Mart dh
Avila 1b
Hicks c
Collins cf
Adduci lf
Machado 2b

This lineup will play the day game vs Seattle and then take the short bus down to Toledo, to play for the Mud Hens, tonight.