2017 AL CENTRAL DISCUSSION

[dougplayer]

Verlander HAR..is 8.2
Kluber. HAR...is only 3.5.
HAR...heart above replacement.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Verlander HAR..is 8.2
Kluber. HAR...is only 3.5.
HAR...heart above replacement.

So then why does Verlander shit the bed in the big games?

Fraud. Just like that PEDed up, drunken, angry Mexican.

 

[Voltaire26]

There's a guy on here named dougplayer. I think you'll like him, Cholo. Like you, he's got a strong affinity for things from the eighties. You and he should get together; I think you'd have a blast. You could wear parachute pants and listen to Richard Marx albums. Or maybe Miami Sound Machine is more your style?

WTF is wrong with that guy ... he has about 20 post, not from the AL Central and not even from the AL. He's got no skin in the game. He's a fuckin' troll.

 

[Erie Warrior]

Verlander robbed 2x of CY YOUNG...kluber gifted 1 C.Y. YOUNG....to vote kluber another CY. YOUNG...would be a stain upon the game.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

WTF is wrong with that guy ... he has about 20 post, not from the AL Central and not even from the AL. He's got no skin in the game. He's a fuckin' troll.

He's got skin in the game. I've known @Captain for a LONG time, and he's one of my better "friends" I've made on the internets, and an expert ballbuster and hilarious dude. Knew him back on FanNation, and he's still in our FanNation fantasy baseball league.

Now, as far as WTF is wrong with him, it's a long list. For starters, he's a depraved balsero who spends his weekends dressed up as a clown so that he can go around and scare the fuck out of unsuspecting women and children. He's not to be trifled with, though. Here's a pic of the refrigerator in his basement:

 

[ChiSoxFan]

WTF is wrong with that guy ... he has about 20 post, not from the AL Central and not even from the AL. He's got no skin in the game. He's a fuckin' troll.

He is one known to end the fantasy baseball season for many people, all while dressed as a clown.

 

[Iffster]

Verlander HAR..is 8.2
Kluber. HAR...is only 3.5.
HAR...heart above replacement.

When can we expect your 2017 analyzes of the Detroit Tigers, doug? Also...do you think Altuve (of your new team - the Astros) will be the AL MVP this year?

LOL. Isn't your buddy Voltaire something? Trying to be ''Sergeant at Arms'' of the Board and declare who should/shouldn't be allowed to post here. Where did you find him?

 

[osubuckeye89]

hard to have long term success nowadays when your strikeout rate is below 4 K/9. that should have been a huge red flag

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We drafted him 6th overall too.

Indians had a long run of garbage drafting, especially in the earlier rounds.

 

[osubuckeye89]

How does one calculate HEART ABOVE REPLACEMENT?

 

[ChiSoxFan]

How does one calculate HEART ABOVE REPLACEMENT?

The same way Hawk Harrelson calculates his 'TWTW', (the will to win).

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Nice and expedited this time.

Better call Saul

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

He's a Kraut. And he LOOOOOOOVES Obama.

The Captain is back? It's like Old Timer's Day

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

What the hell with this manifesto.

He works in a cubicle in a call center all day. He is dying for contact. Even a handy from you

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

He's a Kraut. And he LOOOOOOOVES Obama.

He is also the Midwest's leading expert on all things sturgeon

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

We drafted him 6th overall too.

Indians had a long run of garbage drafting, especially in the earlier rounds.

Thanks Shapiro.

He did some good things, and I know he's well regarded, but when they announced he was headed to Toronto, I was not heartbroken. I was a little concerned that his team was staying in place in Cleveland and just getting promotions, but I gotta say, I'm TOTALLY fine with that now.

What do you have to say about that, Danny? @Bloody Brian Burke

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

ChasinUtleys fits that profile.

The FBI agrees with you. They have a profile on that reprobate

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

There's a guy on here named dougplayer. I think you'll like him, Cholo. Like you, he's got a strong affinity for things from the eighties. You and he should get together; I think you'd have a blast. You could wear parachute pants and listen to Richard Marx albums. Or maybe Miami Sound Machine is more your style?

Be sure to wear your glacier glasses, because his future's so bright ya gotta wear shades

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Verlander robbed 2x of CY YOUNG...kluber gifted 1 C.Y. YOUNG....to vote kluber another CY. YOUNG...would be a stain upon the game.

I applaud your implementation of the new avi. However, I think a crotch shot of anyone, let alone a kicker, is indicative of your latent homosexuality

 

[Wamu]

If you ignore the fact that the Tigers are 29 games under .500 & have been outscored by 136 R's (3rd worst in all of baseball) they really have had a damn good season.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Better call Saul

I married a criminal defense attorney on purpose.