2016-17 NBA Regular Season Thread

[TJL]

Hell, the boy's so scared he needs psych counseling ...

his fingers have been trembling as he types his typical bullshit today...

#guessheshouldakepthiscockwashershut

 

[Black Adam]

blah blah blah

a few posts ago you just said you wouldnt pick any other team to come out of the East.

We all know where this is going. you- me- everyone.

Round 3- Cavs/Warriors. The rest is just noise and knit picking from a bunch of bitter haters that dont want to see the Cavs or LeBron or Gilbert be successful.

wow...

i DO believe Turnup made him cry with this one...

ok, we just GOTTA stop being so mean to Wiggy. can't you see the tears he's shedding...?

you cyber-meanies...

 

[Black Adam]

Could not be better........


Getting ready to hit 67 next month !

Grats...

#nowidontfeelsoold

 

[TJL]

@WiggyRuss

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, the Cavs in trouble, big trouble,
And if the Queen is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
I got just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I post like a robot, so call me Postbot

But for me to post like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that post profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Wiggy was still in the whom
With LeRest feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy post pop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this forum poster
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack post, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Posters are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to post immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
Posters get taken to school with these post'
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a skull
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got TJL
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the SportsHoopla of fame
On the wall of shame, goes WiGGYRUSS
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Tf12 looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough posts' to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Poster's are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still post like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch posts, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You're like normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Wiggy's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Wiggy, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed,
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not trolling, it's great posting, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many posts I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
Heat in 6, ya bitch.

 

[WiggyRuss]

wow...

i DO believe Turnup made him cry with this one...

ok, we just GOTTA stop being so mean to Wiggy. can't you see the tears he's shedding...?

you cyber-meanies...

LOl due your worst dude--- the Cleveland Cavaliers are defending champs and are in first place. Kyrie, Love and LeBron are all relatively healthy and gearing up for a playoff run.

Now- if you need condolences for watching the worst team in the West for the 2nd straight year- I mean- i could understand that. LOL.

 

[WiggyRuss]

@WiggyRuss

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, the Cavs in trouble, big trouble,
And if the Queen is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
I got just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I post like a robot, so call me Postbot

But for me to post like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that post profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Wiggy was still in the whom
With LeRest feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy post pop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this forum poster
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack post, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Posters are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to post immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
Posters get taken to school with these post'
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a skull
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got TJL
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the SportsHoopla of fame
On the wall of shame, goes WiGGYRUSS
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Tf12 looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Forum God, SportsHoopla God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough posts' to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Poster's are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still post like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch posts, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You're like normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Wiggy's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Wiggy, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed,
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not trolling, it's great posting, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many posts I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
Heat in 6, ya bitch.

i just cant imagine what you will come up with once LeBron shits on the Heat and eliminates them when you REALLY have plenty of time on your hands. lol.

 

[TJL]

i just cant imagine what you will come up with once LeBron shits on the Heat and eliminates them when you REALLY have plenty of time on your hands. lol.

How does it make you feel that I'm sitting at work, getting paid, every time I bury you alive, LMFAO

 

[Black Adam]

LOl due your worst dude--- the Cleveland Cavaliers are defending champs and are in first place. Kyrie, Love and LeBron are all relatively healthy and gearing up for a playoff run.

Now- if you need condolences for watching the worst team in the West for the 2nd straight year- I mean- i could understand that. LOL.

STILL frazzled...?

it's ok, kid. all to the good...

take a walk. smell a rose. watch reruns of the Cavs title win last season...

i'm certain one of those should get you back to your happy place...

 

[Black Adam]

How does it make you feel that I'm sitting at work, getting paid, every time I bury you alive, LMFAO

you too...?

#gottaloveafunjob

 

[WiggyRuss]

STILL frazzled...?

it's ok, kid. all to the good...

take a walk. smell a rose. watch reruns of the Cavs title win last season...

i'm certain one of those should get you back to your happy place...

I think there will be plenty of playoff games on ESPN/TNT.....Kenny, Chuck and Ernie analyzing the Cavs etc.... to take up plenty of time without having to watch last years GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA HISTORY....though- watching the greatest comeback in NBA history and spoiling the potential greatest winning season in NBA history was pretty aesome. lol.

I just cant wait to see what THE KING does for an encore. His Grace - i mean- eclisping that block on Iggy is not gonna be easy to do ya know? Thats like 1a in any lebron montage of his greatest moments.....

who knows though.....i mean- when you are talking about LeBron James, The King of the NBA- anything is possible.

 

[WiggyRuss]

How does it make you feel that I'm sitting at work, getting paid, every time I bury you alive, LMFAO

i mean- you can say whatever you want over the internet- its not gonna change the fact that LeBron is gonna shit on the Heat and im gonna laugh my ass off when it happens. lol.

 

[TJL]

i mean- you can say whatever you want over the internet- its not gonna change the fact that LeBron is gonna shit on the Heat and im gonna laugh my ass off when it happens. lol.

You can say whatever you want on the internet, it doesn't change the fact that the Heat are going to beat the Queen in 6, and I'm going to laugh my ass off when it happens, lol.

 

[WiggyRuss]

You can say whatever you want on the internet, it doesn't change the fact that the Heat are going to beat the Queen in 6, and I'm going to laugh my ass off when it happens, lol.

itll be fun to see who is right! i can tell ya that much......unfortunately for you- that day will be coming sooner rather than later- that is if the heat dont manage to choke and miss the playoffs- and i so strongly hope they make it.

itll be good for the NBA too- be fun to see LeBron go back to Miami if only for a series--- be a good warmup series for the Defending Champions.


Miami- LEBron's fluffer for the 2017 playoffs. lol.

 

[TJL]

itll be fun to see who is right! i can tell ya that much......unfortunately for you- that day will be coming sooner rather than later- that is if the heat dont manage to choke and miss the playoffs- and i so strongly hope they make it.

itll be good for the NBA too- be fun to see LeBron go back to Miami if only for a series--- be a good warmup series for the Defending Champions.


Miami- LEBron's fluffer for the 2017 playoffs. lol.

You do a great job of that

 

[Black Adam]

I think there will be plenty of playoff games on ESPN/TNT.....Kenny, Chuck and Ernie analyzing the Cavs etc.... to take up plenty of time without having to watch last years GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA HISTORY....though- watching the greatest comeback in NBA history and spoiling the potential greatest winning season in NBA history was pretty aesome. lol.

I just cant wait to see what THE KING does for an encore. His Grace - i mean- eclisping that block on Iggy is not gonna be easy to do ya know? Thats like 1a in any lebron montage of his greatest moments.....

who knows though.....i mean- when you are talking about LeBron James, The King of the NBA- anything is possible.

hell, i say enjoy. when you've seen as many title runs as I have then maybe...just MAYBE... you can step to me and impress me...

but in the here and now your "king" has has got his court BARELY in front of the rest of the East pack and TRUE Cavs fans(you might've actually seen one or 2 of those. they're recognized by the fact that they've followed their team for MORE than 2 seasons) seem to have concerns, even doubts...

ah, but what am i saying? your doubts are showing RIGHT NOW. in fact it's abject FEAR that the Cavs won't repeat...

WE know it...YOU know it...

NO one cares if you admit it...

it's more entertaining to watch you TRY to play it off....

 

[WiggyRuss]

hell, i say enjoy. when you've seen as many title runs as I have then maybe...just MAYBE... you can step to me and impress me...

but in the here and now your "king" has has got his court BARELY in front of the rest of the East pack and TRUE Cavs fans(you might've actually seen one or 2 of those. they're recognized by the fact that they've followed their team for MORE than 2 seasons) seem to have concerns, even doubts...

ah, but what am i saying? your doubts are showing RIGHT NOW. in fact it's abject FEAR that the Cavs won't repeat...

WE know it...YOU know it...

NO one cares if you admit it...

it's more entertaining to watch you TRY to play it off....

blah blah blah...heard all the same shit last year from you....probably hear it next year- and the Cavs will just keep on winning and the Lakers will just keep on losing.

 

[Black Adam]

blah blah blah...heard all the same shit last year from you....probably hear it next year- and the Cavs will just keep on winning and the Lakers will just keep on losing.

"blah blah blah" is your play-it-off posts for a while now...

#yourcomebacksareweakening

#yourgettinboring

 

[TJL]

blah blah blah...heard all the same shit last year from you....probably hear it next year- and the Cavs will just keep on winning and the Lakers will just keep on losing.

What are you going to do when Cleveland is back to being irrelevant?

This feeling you have now, of your team being important, a lot of us in here also felt it, and for a much longer time than you have. The Heat have 3 titles, the Lakers have 15, the C's have whatever absurd amount, and you're the only one in here swinging your dick around acting like the Cleveland franchise is the best of all time.


The only person that's probably never felt this feeling of euphoria that you have had, for albeit like 2 and a half seasons (nothing), is @Mecca

 

[Black Adam]

"DUE your worst, you bullies! i can take it!"-WiggyRuss

 

[Black Adam]

What are you going to do when Cleveland is back to being irrelevant?

This feeling you have now, of your team being important, a lot of us in here also felt it, and for a much longer time than you have. The Heat have 3 titles, the Lakers have 15, the C's have whatever absurd amount, and you're the only one in here swinging your dick around acting like the Cleveland franchise is the best of all time.


The only person that's probably never felt this feeling of euphoria that you have had, for albeit like 2 and a half seasons (nothing), is @Mecca

we have 16, but hey, all good. they're ALL huge compared to ONE...