1st place Red Sox brush away hapless Yankees & Arods as old and frail as Jeter

[Mike Oxlodge]

Dirty in the ground is what I need
I got another one to tell you
and another one to make you believe
pity in the grass tried to be
the one you needed when I told you
that you wanted something bigger than me

I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay
I said that I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay

'cause you are not alive
when I need you
I need it quickly
in case you never know

I can't play where I'm not supposed to anyway

dirt in the ground is what I see
I need another reason why
I need another reason, tell me to breathe
the dirtier the sound, the best I breathe
I tried to do it all for you
it didn't do anything for me

cause I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay
I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay

and you and I will find
that when I need you
I need it quickly
in fact, you'll never know

I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay
I said that I've got friends in all the right places
I know what they want
and I know they don't want me to stay.

 

[Kate Upton]

"the patriots and every other team have former FBI and secret service agents digging thru players trash"

-JD

They do.


And what's even more hilarious about this is on one hand, you'll say what you said above...

And in the other "but but the NFL security chief said"

You guys are really not half as bright as you think you are.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Lol

Swear to God, I was thinking the same thing

CC needs that blubber to pitch

he needs TJ surgery and the medication Lackey is taking

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"Eli Manning did nothing special that game"

 

[Rock Strongo]

They do.


And what's even more hilarious about this is on one hand, you'll say what you said above...

And in the other "but but the NFL security chief said"

You guys are really not half as bright as you think you are.

1 - they dont, per provided links. most if not all are former LOCAL cops, staties, etc...not fed agents
2 - the NFL security chief trumps anything you say on this, ever

so youre half right

 

[Rock Strongo]

dirt

"we're the millers"

looks

hilarious

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

CC needs that blubber to pitch

he needs TJ surgery and the medication Lackey is taking

Hershiser was on point with him

Some games when he pitches well, he realizes he can't blow hitters away with that velocity, and he pitches, hits corners, changes speeds, etc

Than, like last night, he thinks he can still blow away hitters at 93 mph, and balls land on top of the Clask and Faggots bar and grill

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

dirt

"we're the millers"

looks

hilarious

Yup

Sudakis has grown in me big time

Bourne Legacy with Renner was a really good movie

And TED is on HBO on Demand

 

[Kate Upton]

Objective analysis follows

I asked you to do this a week ago...

Go up to a random stranger...ask him "a gang member committed a murder today in some town USA. Are you shocked by this news?"

Nobody with any functioning brain matter will be shocked by this.

Add the fact that this gang member was a member of the New England Patriots, and still nobody will be shocked by this news...except Patriots fans of course...and their owner.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Yup

Sudakis has grown in me big time

Bourne Legacy with Renner was a really good movie

And TED is on HBO on Demand

just watched Ted the other day

hilarious

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

The circus act is alive and well in New England.

 

[Rock Strongo]

The circus act is alive and well in New England.

you know how crazy you people sound right?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

The circus act is alive and well in New England.

Dolphins shock the world in that division

 

[SportsChic]

And in related news, Morrison is slowly creeping up the Patriots draft board

Crack me up!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Wait till Tebow starts running patterns this Pre- season

You ain't seen nuttin yet

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Dolphins shock the world in that division

could happen unless the Pats adjust that offense

and isn't that what they needed to do anyway based on recent playoff/SB failures

blessing in disguise? and yeah.......im reaching

 

[black francis]

"I was shocked when I heard that a gang member committed murder"

"Drew Weatherford was the real MVP of the Super Bowl"

"Dustin Pedroia is the gold standard of 2B defense"

"The Beastie Boys were a grunge band"

"The only way something can be kick ass is if you can jam to it at a gym"

"The only difference between a street gang and a fraternity is a coffee table"


These are just off the top of my head...and far...far from the only ridiculous statements made by New England residents...and laughably, these statements are defended.

word

 

[SportsChic]

i like peavy as the best option

Talk on Chicago sports radio is that White Sox might not blow their team up despite the dismal record.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

word

crack me up

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dolphins shock the world in that division

7-9, maybe 6-10 (2nd year QB and all)

nice pieces there, but a 2nd year QB and a sketchy running game