MLB Daily Thread: 09/01/17: Yanks win, Dodgers lose 5th straight, & Stros acquire JV

[DirtDirtDirt]

Benidenti has more power in his left nut than Damon

Figures you would know everything about his nuts

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Verlander to Houston. What's the point of a trade deadline when tons of deals are made afterwards?
at least we got Jay Bruce out of it

Are the Sox about to blow the division lead this series? I thought it was over after last series sweep

 

[Rock Strongo]

So its your father's investment property that you go to every couple years.

Yet you represented your Maine expertise by saying "I have a house in Maine"

Sounds like you go there about as often as I go to Hawaii.

i do. in college, i was up there every other weekend getting drunk and cruising the island with my college buddies on golf carts.
then i grew up.

ive been to maine enough to know what it is. shit, every year my buddies and i do our NE cruise...4 guys on bikes, Al in his mustang, and me in my audi...up the maine coast, over to NH, vermont, back down to mass...do it over 2-3 days.
stop every 50 miles and smoke.
seen enough of miane.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Your fathers rental property in an ice fishing community is not representative of a state 6X the size of Massachusetts.

 

[Blotch]

i do. in college, i was up there every other weekend getting drunk and cruising the island with my college buddies on golf carts.
then i grew up.

ive been to maine enough to know what it is. shit, every year my buddies and i do our NE cruise...4 guys on bikes, Al in his mustang, and me in my audi...up the maine coast, over to NH, vermont, back down to mass...do it over 2-3 days.
stop every 50 miles and smoke.
seen enough of miane.

Ok seriously, is this guy like this all the time?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Verlander to Houston. What's the point of a trade deadline when tons of deals are made afterwards?
at least we got Jay Bruce out of it

Are the Sox about to blow the division lead this series? I thought it was over after last series sweep

Naaah, Sox will salvage a split and more or less clinch the East

I cant believe I have to say this, but the Yankees need to hold off the Twins

Jesus

 

[soxfan1468927]

Verlander to Houston. What's the point of a trade deadline when tons of deals are made afterwards?
at least we got Jay Bruce out of it

Are the Sox about to blow the division lead this series? I thought it was over after last series sweep

Well one is the non-waiver trade deadline

 

[Sgt Brutus]

every year my buddies and i do our NE cruise

Sounds homosexual in nature

 

[Rock Strongo]

Your fathers rental property in an ice fishing community is not representative of a state 6X the size of Massachusetts.

ok, so is jackman?

frye island...isnt an ice fishing community.

im glad you are happy maine is so big tho. size matters to you...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Sounds homosexual in nature

Not that theres anything wrong with that

 

[Rock Strongo]

Sounds homosexual in nature

reason to get away from the wives and kids. cheap motels, road side food, tons of pot.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Not that theres anything wrong with that

Absolutely nothing wrong

 

[navamind]

Did Ohio State win last night?

They were losing for a while

49-21. OSU took over in the 3rd quarter and put it out of reach in the 4th.

 

[Blotch]

Sorry, 4X, Captain Literal.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Naaah, Sox will salvage a split and more or less clinch the East

I cant believe I have to say this, but the Yankees need to hold off the Twins

Jesus

Well I thought we were gonna come out of this Yankees series up 3.5 games. That was when I figured the Yanks would split the DH and we would lose to the Blue Jays. Since we were up 5.5 games going into the series, they can still be up 3.5 if they lose 3 out of 4. So as long as we don't get swept, we are either equal or better than what I figured we would be.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

49-21. OSU took over in the 3rd quarter and put it out of reach in the 4th.

LMAO

I saw 7-3 mid 2nd

 

[soxfan1468927]

Sorry, 4X, Captain Literal.

Pretty sure everyone in here knows that about me.

 

[navamind]

LMAO

I saw 7-3 mid 2nd

7-3 and 14-6.

 

[Blotch]

ok, so is jackman?

frye island...isnt an ice fishing community.

im glad you are happy maine is so big tho. size matters to you...

Sabago isn't an ice fishing community?

Why not just come out and say "Hey, I'm totally full of shit!"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Well I thought we were gonna come out of this Yankees series up 3.5 games. That was when I figured the Yanks would split the DH and we would lose to the Blue Jays. Since we were up 5.5 games going into the series, they can still be up 3.5 if they lose 3 out of 4. So as long as we don't get swept, we are either equal or better than what I figured we would be.

They should win tonight, and in typical 2017 fashion, drop the next 2

The Indians sweep pretty much has me focused on these shitty teams in the WC chase

I heard a sick stat that reflects how awful the Yankees have been in close games

Look at where they rank in hitting and pitching categories overall......Amazing they have been an under .500 team for months