MLB Daily Thread: 09/01/17: Yanks win, Dodgers lose 5th straight, & Stros acquire JV

[Rock Strongo]

So, I live where you vacation and you think it's a zinger to bust my hump over it?

What are you going to tell me next? My girlfriend is hot and I can flyfish like a pro?

i dont vacation there. we have a house on frye island on sabago. i went to CA earlier this year for vacation.

my dad bought the house for 30k in 1985. investment. million dollar properties all around.

this is our view

maine is an awful place to live. nice placed to visit tho.

 

[PolarVortex]

So, I live where you vacation and you think it's a zinger to bust my hump over it?

What are you going to tell me next? My girlfriend is hot and I can flyfish like a pro?

99% of fly fishermen are hipsters and don't really know what they are doing. There is a major bandwagon movement for fly fishing right now.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Man. I just browsed the MILF thread in the NSFW forum.

There's some hot ones for sure, but sheesh, there're some broads in there that I wouldn't fuck with Rock's dick.

 

[Blotch]

I'm wrong already?

He was predicted to be a sensational hitter and has been exactly that

Let's just agree so far you're predicting your prediction on absolutely nothing that has actually happened

 

[Blotch]

99% of fly fishermen are hipsters and don't really know what they are doing. There is a major bandwagon movement for fly fishing right now.

Which is why I don't take offense to him calling me an expert.

 

[redseat]

Betances not good with rest

I couldn't believe No one was warming up when he loaded the bases

Why, the Red Sox weren't gonna get a hit in that situation

 

[Rock Strongo]

I don't want to speak for him, but he could think it's a nice place, but inhabited by retards, which is how I understood his comments.

thats about it.

i used to have a house on lake estes (ex wifes family).

all the roads are 25 mph. the cops suck. weeds illegal. it takes 3 hours to get anywhere with signs of human life.

every house has 2 pickups trucks.

and the accent...

 

[Blotch]

i dont vacation there. we have a house on frye island on sabago. i went to CA earlier this year for vacation.

my dad bought the house for 30k in 1985. investment. million dollar properties all around.

this is our view

maine is an awful place to live. nice placed to visit tho.

It's not a vacation home and you don't live there.


Is this guy like this all the time?

 

[redseat]

I'm a big Mookie and Devers guy

I think sometimes you just see a guy that has it

I watch Birds swing, and he has that swing I like, especially in the Bronx

Hell Johnny Damon had the swing for the Bronx

 

[Rock Strongo]

It's not a vacation home and you don't live there.


Is this guy like this all the time?

my dad uses it to go fishing. i go maybe once every couple years. pain in the ass with the ferry.

its an investment property...we just maintain it. basically an A frame cabin.

 

[Blotch]

thats about it.

i used to have a house on lake estes (ex wifes family).

all the roads are 25 mph. the cops suck. weeds illegal. it takes 3 hours to get anywhere with signs of human life.

every house has 2 pickups trucks.

and the accent...

Now he's got two houses in Maine.

The cops suck and the weed is illegal. Most cops suck if you do drugs.

Me, I like the peace and quiet of the country. But if Worcester is your cup of tea, I won't begrudge you that fancy.

 

[redseat]

my dad uses it to go fishing. i go maybe once every couple years. pain in the ass with the ferry.

its an investment property...we just maintain it. basically an A frame cabin.

You bring your dates there don't you

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Hell Johnny Damon had the swing for the Bronx

So does Andrew Benidenti

It's the only place he doesn't look like Wayne Tolleson

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Bawstun bails on Rock when the going gets tough

New York has his back

 

[Rock Strongo]

Now he's got two houses in Maine.

The cops suck and the weed is illegal. Most cops suck if you do drugs.

Me, I like the peace and quiet of the country. But if Worcester is your cup of tea, I won't begrudge you that fancy.

i dont think literacy is your strong suit.

i said my exwifes family had a house on lake estes.

i dont live in worcester, but i live near people.

 

[Blotch]

my dad uses it to go fishing. i go maybe once every couple years. pain in the ass with the ferry.

its an investment property...we just maintain it. basically an A frame cabin.

So its your father's investment property that you go to every couple years.

Yet you represented your Maine expertise by saying "I have a house in Maine"

Sounds like you go there about as often as I go to Hawaii.

 

[redseat]

So does Andrew Benidenti

It's the only place he doesn't look like Wayne Tolleson

Benidenti has more power in his left nut than Damon

 

[Blotch]

i dont think literacy is your strong suit.

i said my exwifes family had a house on lake estes.

i dont live in worcester, but i live near people.

Your fathers rental property in an ice fishing community is not representative of a state 6X the size of Massachusetts.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Did Ohio State win last night?

They were losing for a while

 

[Blotch]

Bawstun bails on Rock when the going gets tough

New York has his back

I need to meet this Bawstun fella. when does he show up?