Best pick-up lines that you have used?

[Surfahgal]

Mine:
"If you want some of this, it's gonna cost you".

 

[williewilliejuan]

"Excuse me, can you taste the rohypnol in this?"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

 

[bamabear82]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[TheDayMan]

"How much?"

 

[B_dub]

"Hey baby, wrong board"

 

[Surfahgal]

"Hey baby, wrong board"

My bad, won't happen again.

 

[UNA Lion]

General forum is that'a way

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[Chewbaccer]

"Hey sweet thang you look like a possible 8, me and you together would make 18 if your head's on straight"

Or

"I've got the hongries for your love and I'm waitin in your welfare line"

 

[broncosmitty]

Wanna fuck?

 

[Surfahgal]

General forum is that'a way

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But not the undies thread?
Hhmm.

 

[tabascojet]

But not the undies thread?
Hhmm.

post an avy with tits and they might give you more leeway......

 

[outofyourmind]

This is college football at it's best.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

But not the undies thread?
Hhmm.

Yea, the underwear thread should have went there too.

 

[antone112]

Hey girl, you hungry?

 

[TigerBait1971]

I don't think you surf....

Pretty sure you have a penis....

 

[KnightAndDay]

Pretty sure I heard this one somewhere before:


"Are you an official here? Because you've officially just given me a boner."

 

[tabascojet]

I don't think you surf....

Pretty sure you have a penis....

"look daddy im a surfah"

 

[7Samurai13]

I got cable and Netflix.

 

[Surfahgal]

I don't think you surf....

Pretty sure you have a penis....

And you would be incorrect on both.