MBBRL 2016 SUICIDE DRAFT

[Sam Sportboy]

Thanks a lot @leftypower you old bastid...................dafuq I do to you..............

Spoiler

 

[leftypower]

Holy Crap, @leftypower!

And look at the bench...

Yeah, I great showing all over - - think I can swap this team for the one in MBBRL proper ????

 

[TKOSpikes]

Holy schnikies!

Pushin' 200!

 

[TREFF]

MBBRL Suicide league, week 3 recap-

Barilko destroyed my MASH unit..I"m done, overdone. Martin, Abdullah and CHarles my only RB's..and Eifert my only TE to boot..ughh. KC and Matt Ryan would've been enough all by there lonesome. I fall to 0-3, Bar gets his first victory, now 1-2

I"m not entirely sure what Sammy did to get on Lefty's bad side, or maybe Lefty just got fed up and decided to whup someone's ass..anyone's, and poor Sam just happened to be the closest, but 171 points later, Lefty scores a W. 30 burgers from Rodgers and Marvin Jones, 20+ from David Johnson and Jordy Nelson as well as doulbe digits from Gordon, Hauschka and the Pat's..poor Sam never had a chance. Lefty goes to 3-0, Sam suffers his first loss, 2-1

MOnkey handled Fuzzy fairly easily, 114-68. Disappointing day all up and down the Drummond BUgle Band's roster, while Monkey was heavily buoyed by the Vieks D amazing showing, as well as a big day from Shady. Both teams move to 1-2


JOe's sloth's sneak past Ram Tough by a mere eight tenths of a point, 74-73.2. Had Ram inserted Blount over either INgram or L. MIller, the outcome would've been reversed. But hey, who actually would bench INgram or Miller for Blount, besides maybe me when I get a weird feeling? JOe improves to 2-1 while Ram joins me at 0-3

THe Foot bests the Chef, 111-90. Rough day for Chef as he ran into the Monday night buzzsaw of Brees and D. Freeman. Both teams stand at 2-1

TKO blasts Tlance, 120-73.7. Big days form Stafford, T. Coleman and Mike Evans overcome the big zero from the Steelers D to win the day. I'm sure the negative 0.5 from Ryan Mathews doesn't sit all that well with Tlance either.

 

[averagejoe]

@TREFF et al
If the Jets keep playing this poorly, I'm not even putting them in the D/ST spot.
I'm about to lose points with them in my lineup.
Ruling?

 

[TREFF]

@TREFF et al
If the Jets keep playing this poorly, I'm not even putting them in the D/ST spot.
I'm about to lose points with them in my lineup.
Ruling?

umm....? in a league like this with no roster moves, I can't really see much wrong with doing that. not like you can switch them out, and if you feel leaving an open spot gives you a better shot, I can't argue. so long as ESPN doesn't negate your entire lineup. .seems fair enough to me

 

[averagejoe]

I might be ok the next few weeks... Jets play BAL, CLE, MIA and LA.
But NE in wk 12 might be a problem.

 

[Chef99]

@TREFF et al
If the Jets keep playing this poorly, I'm not even putting them in the D/ST spot.
I'm about to lose points with them in my lineup.
Ruling?

I think it's cause for...Suicide!

 

[Barilko]

Get em in there against the Pats and see how low you can go

 

[TKOSpikes]

@leftypower - just looking at your team since the draft..... WOW!

DJ
DeMarco
Gordon

LOL

 

[TKOSpikes]

Feel like causing some havoc... well, not really. My Canadian roasts are, well, Canadian.

But still... worst picks by round.

Round 1 - Jamaal Charles (sorry Treff, or your welcome Treff...pending how you feel about my bust picks. I've been wrong before)
Round 2 - Sammy Watkins (not terrible before the injury news, but still boom or bust...and maybe a little homerism)
Round 3 - Devonta Freeman (sorry foot, no way he's a perennial double digit TD guy, Coleman is better between the tackles)
Round 4 - Andrew Luck (sorry Chef, but that seems like a name pick, not a production pick)
Round 5 - Jay Ajayi (sorry Bar, I don't see what you see)
Round 6 - T.J. Yeldon (potential, yes, but paying for something not there yet, with Ivory obstacles around him?)
Round 7 - Chris Ivory (with great picks but injury risks Bell and Lewis, not sure Ivory is the answer in his situation)
Round 8 - Melvin Gordon (micro-fracture surgery is very hit or miss, combined with the way of the Chargers...air ball and Woodhead)
Round 9 - Josh Gordon (#floored)
Round 10 - DeSean Jackson (boom or bust and a doubled up bye week...way too risky)
Round 11 - Zach Ertz (nice pick if it were my first TE... bad management by me here)
Round 12 - Jimmy Graham (opposite of me, with Jimmy being Monkey's only guy will be tough)
Round 13 - Bilal Powell (hard to call bad picks down here, as they are what they are... maybe it's my hate for the Jets)
Round 14 - Will Fuller (seven WR is a bit much...a second QB would have served Foot well here)


Looks like me and Foot are the two lucky winners with three each!

Kiss of death to Sam and Ram. Great drafting gents! ...although Zeke was a close second to Charles in the 1st... and Sanu was my second choice in the 13th
So, Treff and tlance came close to getting those kisses...but tlance's Coleman was a close second to Ivory in the 7th, so Fuzzy was just as close as T)
And Lefty came close too... Gordon was almost beat by LaFell in the 8th, and Steve Smith... but couldn't ding Foot for four!

Lol

Needless to say, #8 and #12 are laughable! #5 started out right, but is now very laughable.

Fun going over these after so long. Embarrassing or not.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Lol

Needless to say, #8 and #12 are laughable! #5 started out right, but is now very laughable.

Fun going over these after so long. Embarrassing or not.

I hate that we let this thread die................think Imma go to McDonalds, get back in time for fooseball and read some of this thread.

 

[TKOSpikes]

I hate that we let this thread die................think Imma go to McDonalds, get back in time for fooseball and read some of this thread.

It's awesome.

 

[leftypower]

@leftypower - just looking at your team since the draft..... WOW!

DJ
DeMarco
Gordon

LOL

Yea - shouldn't have altered my draft list for MBBRL .....

 

[TKOSpikes]

Yea - shouldn't have altered my draft list for MBBRL .....

not to mention Rodgers/Cousins, Nelson/Cooper... and Marvin (in September).

a shame that one of Johnson, Murray or Gordon have to sit each week.

 

[averagejoe]

Can't believe my Suicide squad is 6-5.
I have 3 guys on IR. One is suspended. And another is out.
I wish I had Lefty's problems.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Can't believe my Suicide squad is 6-5.
I have 3 guys on IR. One is suspended. And another is out.
I wish I had Lefty's problems.

My coma team has zero passes completed this year.

 

[leftypower]

Should have known a snake-bite was coming - - guys under-performed this past week. ... congrats Chef.

 

[averagejoe]

Should be an interesting home stretch with 2 weeks to go.

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TKO plays Joe in week 13. Winner has a good shot at winning the division. But there's always tlance.
Lefty will probably be the 1 seed after his week 13 tilt with Treff.
Chef plays Monkey in week 13, then Foot Nick in week 14.

Meanwhile Monkey plays a banged up Fuzz in week 14.
TKO will play tlance in week 14.

Also, tlance plays Ram in week 13.​

Joe will play Ram wk 14.​

Sam is currently the wild card but has to get past Barilko in week 13, then One seed Lefty in week 14.

 

[averagejoe]

Maybe I should have looked at poor ole Lefty's team before I got all excited about a chance at a playoff spot.

Cause it basically looks like any shot in the playoffs is just volunteering for your demise.