Lebron James Is Kobe Bryant's Cruel Boss

[Crotchrocker]

Dude, Jims Doors, I'm starting to think about handing ownership of Sman over to you. You get pound price out of him better than most anybody. Word.

 

[shitsho]

Perhaps if Kobe wants to get to the finals he should wait till he becomes a free agent and cowardly go to a team loaded with Superstars/olympians/hallof famers. It worked for Lebron.

If Kobe wants to get to the Finals he needs to travel back in time and get Shaq THE most dominant force in his lifetime to help him. Pau is already there. What else does Kobe need? Oh I forgot. He needs to pass the ball. He wont be doing that anytime soon because he wants the scoring title more than he wants to win. He will probably break MJ's scoring mark 10 games into the season and go down as the most inaccurate shooter of all time.

 

[Sman2011]

Perhaps if Kobe wants to get to the finals he should wait till he becomes a free agent and cowardly go to a team loaded with Superstars/olympians/hallof famers. It worked for Lebron.

Moron. Why would you move when all the superstars/Olympians/hall of famers just come to you? Am I to understand that Kobe EVER won a title without the best supporting cast in the league? GTFOH and next time wash that nasty crap off your face before you show back up around here.

p.s. - Where is my deed, dude? I'm thinking about auctioning you off to the lowest bidder.

Word.

I'm not talking about 39 year old Superstars or Broken-back Superstars. I'm talking about Superstars in their prime....

time to give 2 Homosexuals a hoops lesson (that would be MaleCrotchsucker and The guy with the Avatar of some dude in hot leather pants)....Here goes:

Shaq without Kobe as a starter = Swept out of playoffs 5 out of 6 seasons....

Shaq with Kobe as a star = 3 straight rings and a 4th finals appearence.

Gasol without Kobe = 0 playoff series won...0 Playoff games won. Repeat- 0 playoff GAMES won

Gasol with Kobe = 2 rings, 3 finals appearences...

Lebron without multiple Superstars = 0 rings. 0 finals games won.

Lebron with multiple Superstars = 2 Asterisks Rings...


Do the Math...


Peace Homo's....

 

[Crotchrocker]

Go ahead and own him again, JD. I'll give you a little time and if you end up being too busy I'll respond to this last piece of mumbojumbo. Word.

 

[Sman2011]

Go ahead and own him again, JD. I'll give you a little time and if you end up being too busy I'll respond to this last piece of mumbojumbo. Word.

Why don't you try yourself, pussyboy. You're equally inept like your boyfriend doors. And putting word at the end doesn't change a thing. You're still my personal bitch.

Peace!!!!

 

[BOTSLAYER]

LOL at comparing Kobe to LBJ, that is a joke. Anyone with half a NBA brain knows it is not close in anyone's mind but Kobe's and his drones. Honestly, it is beneath LBJ just to discuss it.

/end thread

 

[Sman2011]

LOL at comparing Kobe to LBJ, that is a joke. Anyone with half a NBA brain knows it is not close in anyone's mind but Kobe's and his drones. Honestly, it is beneath LBJ just to discuss it.

/end thread

Well, Kobe is 35 years old, coming off of Achilles tendon surgery. So even I give lebron the slight edge, finally. It took a long time for Lebron to pass Kobe, but I think he may have finally be better than Kobe. We'll have to see how Kobe comes back from the injury though.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Kobe was quite the coward before the draft. His camp told the Nets not to draft him, because he wouldn't play for them. He knew LA was interested so he wanted to play for one of the most successful franchises in NBA history. He took the easy way.

Meanwhile James had no problem signing with one of the worst franchises in NBA history and took them to where they've never been before.

Kobe chose the easy way by handing out towels and water during timeouts his first 2 years. Not good enough to start.

James took the hard way, thrown right into the fire and won Rookie of the year.


Add that example about their rookie years to the ongoing list of how LeBron owns Kobe

That didn't make Kobe a coward - that made him smart for not wanting to go to a chicken shit team with no chance

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Well, Kobe is 35 years old, coming off of Achilles tendon surgery. So even I give lebron the slight edge, finally. It took a long time for Lebron to pass Kobe, but I think he may have finally be better than Kobe. We'll have to see how Kobe comes back from the injury though.

I am going to respond to the morons of SportsHoopla that thinks Kobe is too scared to face Lebron in the playoffs. If they really think that then they are really high on crack. Kobe is scared of no one and Lebron is the one with a history of giving up in the 4th quarters. In facts jokes on the tonight show and all over the country has noted that Lebron is a magician that disappears in the 4th quarters of the games. Kobe is the one preferred by most coaches for closing games

 

[Crotchrocker]

Lebron James is a Top 10 all-timer. Kobe Bryant might be top 20. Lebron James is a thoroughbred. Kobe Bryant is a jackass. SMan, I feel sorry for your mother. Word.

 

[Black Belt Disciple]

Lebron James is a Top 10 all-timer. Kobe Bryant might be top 20. Lebron James is a thoroughbred. Kobe Bryant is a jackass. SMan, I feel sorry for your mother. Word.

Total burn. I feel sorry for TLF's mother. She has to have her diapers changed by her Goofy ass son. Word

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Lebron James is a Top 10 all-timer. Kobe Bryant might be top 20. Lebron James is a thoroughbred. Kobe Bryant is a jackass. SMan, I feel sorry for your mother. Word.

Lebron is a two time championship winner

Kobe is a 5 time championship winner

Lebron is a pussy, Kobe is your daddy - Word

 

[Sman2011]

Lebron James is a Top 10 all-timer. Kobe Bryant might be top 20. Lebron James is a thoroughbred. Kobe Bryant is a jackass. SMan, I feel sorry for your mother. Word.

This is your opinion. All the experts however have Kobe in the top 5. I'll go with All the experts over you...

Lebron, to his credit is a top 10 player on steroids. That I agree on.

 

[shitsho]

I am going to respond to the morons of SportsHoopla that thinks Kobe is too scared to face Lebron in the playoffs. If they really think that then they are really high on crack. Kobe is scared of no one and Lebron is the one with a history of giving up in the 4th quarters. In facts jokes on the tonight show and all over the country has noted that Lebron is a magician that disappears in the 4th quarters of the games. Kobe is the one preferred by most coaches for closing games

Yes I agree that Kobe is frightened to face Lebron where it counts most on the brightest stage. He has seen Lebron destroy him in head to head matchups. He knows that a Finals beatdown will severely damage his legacy. The ONLY way he can prove he is not frightened is to man up and get the Lakers to the Finals. If he cant or won't do that he will be forever regarded as panty waste by EVERYONE that is credible. Sman. its not looking too good for your boy. He better play it safe by going after the scoring title then quickly retiring. I remember when Reggie Miller punked him. Imagine what Lebron would do to him?

 

[trojanfan12]

Yes I agree that Kobe is frightened to face Lebron where it counts most on the brightest stage. He has seen Lebron destroy him in head to head matchups. He knows that a Finals beatdown will severely damage his legacy. The ONLY way he can prove he is not frightened is to man up and get the Lakers to the Finals. If he cant or won't do that he will be forever regarded as panty waste by EVERYONE that is credible. Sman. its not looking too good for your boy. He better play it safe by going after the scoring title then quickly retiring. I remember when Reggie Miller punked him. Imagine what Lebron would do to him?

You have lowered yourself to the level of the posters that you are attempting to ridicule!!

Well done!!

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Lebron James is a Top 10 all-timer. Kobe Bryant might be top 20. Lebron James is a thoroughbred. Kobe Bryant is a jackass. SMan, I feel sorry for your mother. Word.

Well has quit and given up more times then any other player, but what is with you sucking his dick so much anyway?

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Yes I agree that Kobe is frightened to face Lebron where it counts most on the brightest stage. He has seen Lebron destroy him in head to head matchups. He knows that a Finals beatdown will severely damage his legacy. The ONLY way he can prove he is not frightened is to man up and get the Lakers to the Finals. If he cant or won't do that he will be forever regarded as panty waste by EVERYONE that is credible. Sman. its not looking too good for your boy. He better play it safe by going after the scoring title then quickly retiring. I remember when Reggie Miller punked him. Imagine what Lebron would do to him?

You're full of shit - Kobe's not afraid to play win or lose. On the other hand Lebron was too cowardly to shake Dwight Howard's hand when Howard handled him like his bitch in the ECF's

 

[True Lakers Fan]

You have lowered yourself to the level of the posters that you are attempting to ridicule!!

Well done!!

I'm not sure he was ever at a higher level - Remember all of the dick sucking he did on Miami when he first joined cbs

 

[shitsho]

You're full of shit - Kobe's not afraid to play win or lose. On the other hand Lebron was too cowardly to shake Dwight Howard's hand when Howard handled him like his bitch in the ECF's

Yeah Kobe is afraid. Very afraid. If he wasn't afraid then why wont he get to the Finals to face Lebron? Lebron didn't need to shake Howards hand. He was trying to get a ring. Guess what? He got 2 before Howard has even gotten 1. One thing I can say though. It least Howard had the heart to face Lebron in the playoffs. Something Kobe has avoided for the last couple of years.

 

[shitsho]

I'm not sure he was ever at a higher level - Remember all of the dick sucking he did on Miami when he first joined cbs

All anyone remembers is how much flip flopping you did trying to decide what players dick you wanted to suck.