Lebron James Is Kobe Bryant's Cruel Boss

[Crotchrocker]

Let me explain what this means:

Scoring Edge: Lebron 27.9 Kobe 25.3 + 2.6ppg in Lebron James favor.
Rebounding Edge: Lebron 7.7 Kobe 4.9 + 2.8rpg in Lebron James favor.
Passing Edge: Lebron 7.3 Kobe 4.9 + 2.4apg in Lebron James favor.
Shotblocking Edge: Lebron .7 Kobe .2 + .5bpg in Lebron James favor
Stealing Edge: Lebron 2.1 Kobe 1.2 + .9spg in Lebron James favor.
Shooting Edge: Lebron .461 Kobe .419 + 4.2% points in Lebron James favor.
Wins/Losses: Lebron 13-6 Kobe 6-13 +7 games in Lebron James favor.

Lebron James is Kobe Bryant's cruel boss. Word.

 

[Crotchrocker]

LeBron James vs. Kobe Bryant | Basketball-Reference.com


Here's your source. Word.

 

[Crotchrocker]

This is actually worse than cruel. This is cruel, unusual and inhumane. Sheer dominance vs. Kobe Bryant. Word.

 

[Shanemansj13]

I assure he speaks english, or at least writes in it. The real question is do you have reading comprehension? He was not speaking literally but rather using a colorful illustration to declare that Lebron is twice the player kobe is on the court.

Kobe does have more championships* but LBJ has 4 times as many MVPs** as Kobe. 2 of those coming in Kobe's prime long before LBJ hit his prime.


*75% a product of your environment
**solely a product of dominance

And he isn't a rapist. So maybe he is twice the person off the court as well.

 

[Crotchrocker]

Oh, totally. By all accounts, he is also a superior teammate. Lebron James teammates don't want to kick his butt when they leave practice. Word.

 

[shitsho]

Let me explain what this means:

Scoring Edge: Lebron 27.9 Kobe 25.3 + 2.6ppg in Lebron James favor.
Rebounding Edge: Lebron 7.7 Kobe 4.9 + 2.8rpg in Lebron James favor.
Passing Edge: Lebron 7.3 Kobe 4.9 + 2.4apg in Lebron James favor.
Shotblocking Edge: Lebron .7 Kobe .2 + .5bpg in Lebron James favor
Stealing Edge: Lebron 2.1 Kobe 1.2 + .9spg in Lebron James favor.
Shooting Edge: Lebron .461 Kobe .419 + 4.2% points in Lebron James favor.
Wins/Losses: Lebron 13-6 Kobe 6-13 +7 games in Lebron James favor.

Lebron James is Kobe Bryant's cruel boss. Word.

Wait. He owns Kobe at what kobe does best?!

 

[Crotchrocker]

Actually no. Lebron commits like .2 more turnovers per game head to head vs. Kobe. Word.

 

[HurricaneDij39]

If I were a gambling man I would not bet on that being the object of this thread when the OP posted it.

I think the point to be made here is that the OP is a tad bit too obsessed with the Lakers. If he wants to shorten the argument...

Just claim that any guy that wears purple and gold combination on a regular basis is probably gay. I personally know those types because those were my high school's colors in Hobart, Indiana. Me? I never actually wore the school's colors. I just got my education there.

Hobart Brickie purple = gay

Laker purple = gay

Minnesota Viking purple = gay

Baltimore Raven purple = acceptable

Northwestern Wildcat purple = acceptable

 

[Lakers+USC=#1]

Lol, yall still trying huh?

Has anybody mind changed about kobe vs lebron yet?

 

[Crotchrocker]

All Brickies are funny. Word.

 

[Black Adam]

All Brickies are funny. Word.

LOL, funny stuff. but Crotch, think of the year 2034. that'll be about the time when the Celtics are relevant again. heh, just playin'...maybe...

 

[BiffMcFly]

Lebron's biggest fans seem to be trolls from other teams like the Pistons. 99% of these new Heat fans come from places nowhere near Miami.

 

[logic]

Lebron's biggest fans seem to be trolls from other teams like the Pistons.

Wait a minute. I am the only Pistons fan I know of on these boards and I am certainly not a fan of LeBron.

I used to absolutely despise the dude because he put the show before winning with all his sideline antics and his enormous ego without having won anything yet. However, his actions since the coming out party after the decision have been much more professional and while I don't think I'll ever be a fan of his I no longer loathe him.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Why is TLF such an asshat. That mongo deserves to be punched in the uterus

Don't mind, TLF. He's like the little kid on the playground that throws rocks at recess and then runs by the teacher to keep from getting dealt with. You'll get used to it, just be sure you don't really get under his skin or he will get you banned and you'll have to come up with a new handle. Word.

LOL - I see that little bitch blackbeltpussy is still stalking me. I have him blocked -so tell the child molester to fuck off for me.

 

[Crotchrocker]

TLF, who is the better basketball player all-time, Lebron or Kobe? Word.

 

[HurricaneDij39]

Wait a minute. I am the only Pistons fan I know of on these boards and I am certainly not a fan of LeBron.

I used to absolutely despise the dude because he put the show before winning with all his sideline antics and his enormous ego without having won anything yet. However, his actions since the coming out party after the decision have been much more professional and while I don't think I'll ever be a fan of his I no longer loathe him.

You sure do defend him these days like he's one of yours, though.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

LEBRON TO DEEEEETTTRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a team set up to add a LBJ and win rings.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Lebron - two rings

Kobe - five rings

Lebon is Kobe's little bitch

word

 

[Logicallylethal]

Lebron vs Kobe as a topic is actually a very interesting topic to touch on. It's just...people make it less welcoming to enter discussion about the two when the immediate responses are always 5>2...end of discussion...anything else anyone brings up to the table doesn't matter because that's all that matters

I'm not defending the OP but I bet if the head to head records were different...fans would be using that against Lebron saying not only does he have less rings but he also can't beat kobe head to head.

But since it's a stat that doesn't support Kobe's case...it's deemed irrelevant.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

When fans know that their player is inferior they cling to what little they have and say that is all that matters regardless of how irrational their argument is.

If they did not cling to that argument then honestly it is not even interesting as you say. LBJ has always been THE guy and even on a stacked team as they say he is the hands down THE guy and has still looked amazing and won 2 MVPs. That really says it all.

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