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jakedog56

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There's no point in Seahawks fans continuing to deny their team's secret PED program. Pete Carroll has already come clean about it. It's now up to Commissioner Goodell to decide on what sanctions the NFL should take.

http://NFL.com/Pete_Carroll_admits_to_Seahawks_hidden_PED_program


Hey everyone!

It is the rare and formerly endangered species the Rams troll! Move quietly and no flash photography please as they spook easily.

They used to be plentiful and roaming the internet like vast herds of stinky, diseased buffalo did on the plains but they (like the buffalo) became easy targets in recent years and almost driven to extinction. It is nice to see that they are making a recovery. They can thank the Jeff Fisher reclaimation program for that I guess.
 

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1. dre's butt buddy, guess what? More delusions? Both the Hawks & Whiners had 11 wins! In my book, that is the SAME amount. See, if the whiners had 12 W's, then they'd have more wins. :laugh3:

2. If the Whiners had the #1 scoring D, then they would have the best defense. Unfortunately for you, they didn't and thus, are NOT the #1 NFL defense.... :L

3. Are you starting to catch on to your stupidity? It's quite apparent. Here come the cuss words since that's all NU hicks know for retaliation!!




You try not to read too much into pre-season games but then you talk about how good your secondary looked on 4 passes?

:laugh3: Manning throws 4 passes, completes 2 and you say you looked good against a 1st ballot HOFer? In a pre-season game? Get out those :cheer2: and a treat for dre21, suhs! :bj:

Let's see, 11 regular season wins, 2 postseason wins. 11 regular wins, 1 postseason wins. How does your math work out on that one fuckbag? Oh that's right, San Fran WON more games that Seattle. Let me guess, you losers don't count postseason success, since yours is non-existent. :laugh3:
 

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@jakedog56, i'm sorry you couldn't see the humour in that post. I wouldn't have posted it in anything other than a smack or troll thread. Good luck to all the NFC West teams.
 

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@jakedog56, i'm sorry you couldn't see the humour in that post. I wouldn't have posted it in anything other than a smack or troll thread. Good luck to all the NFC West teams.

Ummmmm......I did see the humor. I guess that you didn't see the humor in mine??

Now I am confused!
 

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Hey everyone!

It is the rare and formerly endangered species the Rams troll! Move quietly and no flash photography please as they spook easily.

They used to be plentiful and roaming the internet like vast herds of stinky, diseased buffalo did on the plains but they (like the buffalo) became easy targets in recent years and almost driven to extinction. It is nice to see that they are making a recovery. They can thank the Jeff Fisher reclaimation program for that I guess.

That is hilarious!!! Deserves a thumbs up!
 

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LINKS?

The Super Bowl hurts, no question, but we got there. And at every point in the playoffs, most of the Seattle sports media gave us no chance to beat Green Bay, then gave us no chance to beat Atlanta, and they all said Kaepernick was too inexperienced and would make mistakes. Even Seattle's butt boy, John Clayton, was saying those things and they were proven wrong. That part was great.

It is so easy to say what you said, like MOST of Seattle gave us no chance, Kaep this and that, ALL of Seattle. How about providing some links to prove what you claim. You can't because you can't prove statement like ALL of Seattle. LOL
SF was the Favorite(yes I should provide a link for this) and a lot of Seahawk fans were worried that the Niners would win it all against an obvious inferior opponent. But David Prevailed.
You FAILED SF. no question, the super bowl loss hurt you. Seattle was expected to not even be close to contending, but they did.

Even match this year.
Yes, I believe as do most others, that SEA and sf are without a doubt 2 of the top 4 teams, we are both mentioned. This is NEW.
Now, BRING on the season, then smack talk us again about your historic past. PAST.
Go Hawks.
 

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Good to see you again darken65. Hopefully this site won't fold like the last 2.
 

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It is so easy to say what you said, like MOST of Seattle gave us no chance, Kaep this and that, ALL of Seattle. How about providing some links to prove what you claim. You can't because you can't prove statement like ALL of Seattle. LOL
SF was the Favorite(yes I should provide a link for this) and a lot of Seahawk fans were worried that the Niners would win it all against an obvious inferior opponent. But David Prevailed.
You FAILED SF. no question, the super bowl loss hurt you. Seattle was expected to not even be close to contending, but they did.

Even match this year.
Yes, I believe as do most others, that SEA and sf are without a doubt 2 of the top 4 teams, we are both mentioned. This is NEW.
Now, BRING on the season, then smack talk us again about your historic past. PAST.
Go Hawks.

I said the sports media, I never said MOST of Seattle, LOL.
 

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Where are you getting that? The only time I even think of week 2 is when SEA fans bring it up. One game at a time and GB is a formidable opponent. I hope your team has as much of a hard on for the Niners as SEA fans do so we can watch SEA choke away a winnable away game vs. CAR.



I know a few Niners fans that can't wait for week 2 because of that beat down last year. I can't provide any links since its water cooler talk. Sorry, not much I can do about that. Yes, i do look forward to week 2 because you have to beat the best to move to the top. I'm not taking Carolina lightly, but the Hawks are the better team and a 1 pt victory is fine by me.
 

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I know a few Niners fans that can't wait for week 2 because of that beat down last year. I can't provide any links since its water cooler talk. Sorry, not much I can do about that. Yes, i do look forward to week 2 because you have to beat the best to move to the top. I'm not taking Carolina lightly, but the Hawks are the better team and a 1 pt victory is fine by me.

I myself said it. I don't think GB will be a cakewalk, but I feel like we are a better team at this point. Obviously the same reasons I think we beat GB are the same reasons you guys think you will beat San Fran in week 2. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I'm think a week 2 win is far more important to each fan base than a week 1 win would be. I doubt either team is 0-1 heading into that game, but neither team has a gimme for sure.
 

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I myself said it. I don't think GB will be a cakewalk, but I feel like we are a better team at this point. Obviously the same reasons I think we beat GB are the same reasons you guys think you will beat San Fran in week 2. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I'm think a week 2 win is far more important to each fan base than a week 1 win would be. I doubt either team is 0-1 heading into that game, but neither team has a gimme for sure.



No doubt a week 2 win is crucial. This is the type of win that could really set the tone for the year.
 

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Funny how this "Hawk team that will (not) be forgotten" couldn't even get to the NFC Championship game that year because their defense choked at the end. But that's just typical when you're the fan of a team that has no history and no championships.
I gotta say, nothing annoys me more than the "living in the past" 49er fan. It's been close to 20 years. Get over it. Not the same team. owners, front office...ANYTHING. As a Cardinal fan I guess I can thump my chest about the 2 NFL championships they won in the 50's. It may have been 60 years ago, but we were World Champs. Woo Hoo!!
 

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I gotta say, nothing annoys me more than the "living in the past" 49er fan. It's been close to 20 years. Get over it. Not the same team. owners, front office...ANYTHING. As a Cardinal fan I guess I can thump my chest about the 2 NFL championships they won in the 50's. It may have been 60 years ago, but we were World Champs. Woo Hoo!!

I'm not living in the past, and it's still a smack talk thread, and our recent history is still better than either your recent history or the Seahawks recent history.
 

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I'm not living in the past, and it's still a smack talk thread, and our recent history is still better than either your recent history or the Seahawks recent history.
If by recent history, you mean the past 5 years, let's take a look.

Cardinal Division Championships: 2
49er Division Championships: 2
Cardinal Playoff Wins: 4
49er Playoff Wins: 3
Cardinal NFC Championships 1
49er NFC Championships 1

Hmmmm. Look's pretty close to me. Heck, I think we have an even better playoff record than the 49ers in "recent history" Wow, this "living in the past" thing is kinda nice. But wait, let me guess, you meant the last two years, right?
 

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Selective Recent History. At Best

Let's be truthful, sans the last 2 years, the 9ers have been pathetic for years(you say how many)
Granted, the niners overall history is longer thus greater. You want to argue either?

In the last 10 years, where does each team stack up? See how it works.
The last 2, congrats vaginers, but like the last 10, it don't mean shit.
 

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Ok, so if the past matters at all, then our history beats any other team in the division, if it's only what have you done for me lately then the 49ers lately of last season is still better than yours, see how that works? You lose either way.
 

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Ok, so if the past matters at all, then our history beats any other team in the division, if it's only what have you done for me lately then the 49ers lately of last season is still better than yours, see how that works? You lose either way.
Oh... I get it, what ever fit's into your little box. :lame:
How about this... Focus on the future and stop fixating on the past. Everyone is aware of the Montana / Young era. That was in a league where parody wan nonexistent. In addition, we are all aware of last season where the 49ers lost the Superbowl. Every time you reach into your "remember the glory days" bag it just shows how nervous you are about the future. By the way, if you make it all the way to the Superbowl and lose, then you simply are the best of the losers. See how that works, you lose either way.
 

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Oh... I get it, what ever fit's into your little box. :lame:
How about this... Focus on the future and stop fixating on the past. Everyone is aware of the Montana / Young era. That was in a league where parody wan nonexistent. In addition, we are all aware of last season where the 49ers lost the Superbowl. Every time you reach into your "remember the glory days" bag it just shows how nervous you are about the future. By the way, if you make it all the way to the Superbowl and lose, then you simply are the best of the losers. See how that works, you lose either way.

I think there was probably lots of parody in that era, now if you mean parity you might be correct. And I'm not really nervous about the future, we have a lot of draft picks next year to restock, we have our qb for the next 10 years, as do you, so it's all good.
 
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