Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[Loco2]

Social media posts about Dan Muse have NOT disappointed. Poor guy, (well he’s not poor now!). A sampling…


The Pens handing out some pretty big make a wish wishes I see lmao

BAT BOY FOUND IN CAVE!!!

Well he's the "head" coach that's for sure he's got a lot of it

Nice professor X getting a shot

Moby?

Stephen Miller's Stunt Double?

What's wrong with his head?

 

[thedddd]

Pittsburgh now has the corner on bald coaches.




We are going to need Tyler Kennedy style spoilers around Dan. JCF.....

 

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Pittsburgh now has the corner on bald coaches.


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We are going to need Tyler Kennedy style spoilers around Dan. JCF.....

Muse could he Joe Block's twin but probably not as hilariously funny. <sarcasm>


Speaking of Kennedy, he was just named director of hockey at Sewickley Academy.

 

[thedddd]

Muse could he Joe Block's twin but probably not as hilariously funny. <sarcasm>


Speaking of Kennedy, he was just named director of hockey at Sewickley Academy.

I guess the reason they hired Muse so they could recreate the segments where Dan Byslma and Dan Potash were together. But this time it is with scary looking bald men.

 

[puckhead]

Gross

 

[thedddd]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

that you hearing the signing news or Aaron Rodgers during his 12 day laxative cleanse ?

 

[thedddd]

that you hearing the signing news or Aaron Rodgers during his 12 day laxative cleanse ?

 

[Darkstone42]

99 mph with that movement? Yikes

Of the various frustrations with the Pirates, trying to get this guy some run support while insisting on batting your only .300 hitter (with a mid-.700s OPS) 9th on a team of almost universally terrible hitters truly boggles the mind.

 

[puckhead]

Skenes ERA in his past 7 starts is 1.12.
He has one decision in that span


At least he gets to go home to Livvy Dunne

 

[thedddd]

Fuck you Bob.



The best comment someone said Bob Nutting uses Hunts Ketchup.

 

[thedddd]

No clue who Brett Sullivan is but he broke the Marlins pitcher who was coasting along.

 

[thedddd]

Caption In that the stupid MLB all Star rules require one player per team and this is what we suffered through for way too many years.

 

[Darkstone42]

Of the various frustrations with the Pirates, trying to get this guy some run support while insisting on batting your only .300 hitter (with a mid-.700s OPS) 9th on a team of almost universally terrible hitters truly boggles the mind.

To follow up on this, as good as Cruz is in the leadoff spot, and as much as I understand wanting to get him as many at bats as possible, I think IKF would be my leadoff hitter, and Cruz would be hitting second for me. Having someone on base for Cruz in the first inning could be a great way to get the team a little momentum right out of the gate.

1. IKF
2. Cruz
3. McCutchen
4. Reynolds
5. Davis/Bart
6. Horwitz
7. Gonzalez
8. Frazier/Canario/Pham
9. Hayes

Hayes is like a worse IKF at the plate, very similar profile, just less production. But he's a good baserunner, and would accomplish batting 9th what IKF does now, without costing one of the team's best hitters about an at bat per game.

 

[sbb122]

Typical Pirate Lineup

1. The
2. Suckiest
3. Bunch
4. Of
5. Sucks
6. That
7. Have
8. Ever
9. Sucked

 

[Loco2]

Pittsburgh now has the corner on bald coaches.

Fuck. I'm so torn now...

 

[dash]

 

[sbb122]

Just came to post this, there is a rumor Jagr would also be joining the ownership team

 

[dash]

Just came to post this, there is a rumor Jagr would also be joining the ownership team

Most of the time, cash is better than a Czech, but I'll make an exception in this case.

 

[sbb122]

Fingers crossed