OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[forty_three]

Cookie?

MOOSE

 

[Comeds]

this is amazing for science. this will surely help children starving with its success.

I think you're being sarcastic and cynical but this can be inspiring to young people, especially young girls. They can be inspired by knowing that if they grow up and have super super super rich friends, they too can perhaps go to space as part of a publicity stunt.

This is the first time a dancer in shark costume has been in space.

Six women on a ten minute mission (thats what they are calling it), I wonder how many bathroom stops they had to make?

Katy Perry has already said she's going to write a song about this. In a related story Orlando Bloom is supposedly hurriedly, drunkenly packing his bags. He's also asked his manager to call Miranda Kerr and ask if "Legolas is allowed home".

Lauren Sanchez is eagerly excited to report on the effects of Botox in space. Shes coincidentally dating Jeff "fuck building libraries and hospitals" Bezos. The study of MAGA face in G-forces will benefit generations to come.

Fellow "astronauts" Aisha Bowe, an aerospace engineer, and Amanda Nguyen, a bioastronautics research scientist, are reportedly looking forward to being completely ignored by members of the press.

The six crew members flew just above the Kármán line, an invisible boundary at an altitude of 62 miles that is widely accepted as the edge of space - when asked about that Katy Perry says shes looking forward to seeing the new spring Kármán line.

 

[mattola]

I think you're being sarcastic and cynical but this can be inspiring to young people, especially young girls. They can be inspired by knowing that if they grow up and have super super super rich friends, they too can perhaps go to space as part of a publicity stunt.

This is the first time a dancer in shark costume has been in space.

Six women on a ten minute mission (thats what they are calling it), I wonder how many bathroom stops they had to make?

Katy Perry has already said she's going to write a song about this. In a related story Orlando Bloom is supposedly hurriedly, drunkenly packing his bags. He's also asked his manager to call Miranda Kerr and ask if "Legolas is allowed home".

Lauren Sanchez is eagerly excited to report on the effects of Botox in space. Shes coincidentally dating Jeff "fuck building libraries and hospitals" Bezos. The study of MAGA face in G-forces will benefit generations to come.

Fellow "astronauts" Aisha Bowe, an aerospace engineer, and Amanda Nguyen, a bioastronautics research scientist, are reportedly looking forward to being completely ignored by members of the press.

The six crew members flew just above the Kármán line, an invisible boundary at an altitude of 62 miles that is widely accepted as the edge of space - when asked about that Katy Perry says shes looking forward to seeing the new spring Kármán line.

This..... this is magic ^^^

 

[forty_three]

and Amanda Nguyen, a bioastronautics research scientist,

Who also happened to give up on her dreams of being an astronaut in order to help draft the sexual assault survivor's bill of rights which got her nominated for the Nobel Prize. I saw a biographical piece about her yesterday.

Amanda Nguyen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

She's the kind of person we should be talking about over Katy Perry every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

 

[Comeds]

Who also happened to give up on her dreams of being an astronaut in order to help draft the sexual assault survivor's bill of rights which got her nominated for the Nobel Prize. I saw a biographical piece about her yesterday.

Amanda Nguyen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

She's the kind of person we should be talking about over Katy Perry every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

"Katy Perry's Space Adventure" is trending.........of course it is

 

[puckhead]

Imagine going into debt for this

 

[mattola]

Imagine going into debt for this

cut to 1:12 of the video lol

 

[Comeds]

Dammit. I donated a couple bucks to a coworkers kids school fun run and now he just sent me a Facebook friend request. I don't want to be a dick and not accept, but I don't want work people knowing the real me either - at least not him. Never do anything nice, that's the lesson.

Guess I'll pack a bag, move away to a small town and start a new life.

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

Some new ones made the list
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JFC..,, let me guess the most popular dog names in 2024 are.

John
Robert
David
James
Jennifer
Thomas
Mary
Michael
William
Lisa

 

[Comeds]

JFC..,, let me guess the most popular dog names in 2024 are.

John
Robert
David
James
Jennifer
Thomas
Mary
Michael
William
Lisa

Lol That's what the list was. The emoji covers up Dog.

 

[thedddd]

Lol That's what the list was. The emoji covers up Dog.

Way too funny, sad that those names can be presumed as human names.

 

[dash]

Hey, I just noticed there are two Milo's on the list (#7 and #49)

 

[forty_three]

Hey, I just noticed there are two Milo's on the list (#7 and #49)

The kid in Mrs 43's Kindergarten class giving her the most fits this year is named Milo.

I'm going to ask her if she has tried keeping Milk Bones in her pocket.

 

[thedddd]

The kid in Mrs 43's Kindergarten class giving her the most fits this year is named Milo.

I'm going to ask her if she has tried keeping Milk Bones in her pocket.

Maybe she needs an Otis to calm him down.

The Adventures of Milo and Otis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[thedddd]

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Liberty. Target. Caller says a dozens of kids are fighting each other with sticks in the parking lot. One PD said that he stopped them already and they're harmlessly playing Star Wars.

bsky.app

Kids these days never go outside and play. Wonder why?

 

[dash]

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Liberty. Target. Caller says a dozens of kids are fighting each other with sticks in the parking lot. One PD said that he stopped them already and they're harmlessly playing Star Wars.

bsky.app

Kids these days never go outside and play. Wonder why?

@mattola is wondering why he didn't get the invite.

 

[mattola]

@mattola is wondering why he didn't get the invite.

I would have gone Anakin Skywalker on ALL those kids too

 

[mattola]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I would have gone Anakin Skywalker on ALL those kids too

Or JCVD2