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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

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I'm hoping that nothing is seriously wrong with the car...

/Don't judge me, I'm pretty sure that's the highest priority above.
Quarter of a million miles on the old goat. I was just hoping to wait until a full economic collapse before replacing the wife's current car and passing it to the kids to replace this one. Desperate car dealers combined with sucker bet interest rates trying to curb inflation could mean savings. Although we want a Mazda or VW, so tariffs... They will figure out a way to put tariffs on used cars.

If it's just an alternator or some loose wires, that's prolly okay. The value of the car varies significantly depending on how much gas is in it, so not putting a lot of money in it.
 

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Quarter of a million miles on the old goat. I was just hoping to wait until a full economic collapse before replacing the wife's current car and passing it to the kids to replace this one. Desperate car dealers combined with sucker bet interest rates trying to curb inflation could mean savings. Although we want a Mazda or VW, so tariffs... They will figure out a way to put tariffs on used cars.

If it's just an alternator or some loose wires, that's prolly okay. The value of the car varies significantly depending on how much gas is in it, so not putting a lot of money in it.

We passed on our 2012 Ford Escape to my eldest daughter. It's got 280,000 KM on it and she recently took it into the garage and they gave her a laundry list of things to fix that total $4600. I told her that we could help her out if she wants the work done, but it's still driving okay and I think they have their eye on something newer and would want to put the money towards a different vehicle.
 

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I like when I post something, then go back and edit it, and by the time I finish editing someone has liked it. I'm going to post something nice, then when someone like @dash or @mattola likes it - I'm going to go back and edit it to say something horrible.
Like "minorities shouldn't be allowed to retire" or "women shouldn't be in management positions".
 

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I like when I post something, then go back and edit it, and by the time I finish editing someone has liked it. I'm going to post something nice, then when someone like @dash or @mattola likes it - I'm going to go back and edit it to say something horrible.
Like "minorities shouldn't be allowed to retire" or "women shouldn't be in management positions".

For some reason, the classic clip on Norm Macdonald on Conan popped into my head - Maybe it's because he did the reverse, he said something quite horrible and then totally redeems himself.

 

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For some reason, the classic clip on Norm Macdonald on Conan popped into my head - Maybe it's because he did the reverse, he said something quite horrible and then totally redeems himself.

I've seen the clip 50 times over the years and am still impressed. B o r e d, on the fly Is just tremendous.
 

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Don't forget, Beaver Stadium is in Happy Valley.
 

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I guess we should be happy it wasn't Aphrodite :D
I kept worried that he was trying to maximize every dollar and he would hit bankrupt on the last spin. then he got the last letter and I seriously thought he was going to spin again and hit bankrupt... then that happened. I feel bad but don't ... he is a uni student how the how????
 

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I kept worried that he was trying to maximize every dollar and he would hit bankrupt on the last spin. then he got the last letter and I seriously thought he was going to spin again and hit bankrupt... then that happened. I feel bad but don't ... he is a uni student how the how????

A modern day Greek tragedy buddy.
 

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I thought Val's portrayal of Jim Morrison in 'The Doors' was incredible. Damn good actor gone way too soon, RIP Val.

the part where he plays three songs for oliver stone and said 2 are jim and one is me and Stone could not tell who was who.. and it turns out that all 3 songs were Val.... Crazy.. I am going to have to rewatch that movie
 

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Oh man lol

If you mispronounce it you don't get it? It didn't sound like he added any other letters in or anything. Not saying he's not goofy but I would have thought he'd get that.
 

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If you mispronounce it you don't get it? It didn't sound like he added any other letters in or anything. Not saying he's not goofy but I would have thought he'd get that.

Yup, you gotta say it correctly to win. He had a Les Nessman Chi Chi Rodriguez moment.
 

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Yup, you gotta say it correctly to win. He had a Les Nessman Chi Chi Rodriguez moment.
Hmmm I haven't seen it much since I was a kid. Normally I agree with Pat Sajak about everything, but not this. There are places and names I've only read, never heard out loud, that I might pronounce wrong. Admittedly far less common than Achilles, but I'd give them mispronounciations as long as they didn't add extra letters
 

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I kept worried that he was trying to maximize every dollar and he would hit bankrupt on the last spin. then he got the last letter and I seriously thought he was going to spin again and hit bankrupt... then that happened. I feel bad but don't ... he is a uni student how the how????
You could say pronunciation was his Aycheyless heel.
 
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