OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

Yes!!

Good to know I have options when my wife punts me

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

They also hurt like the dickens.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Kids who play organized ball hockey still do lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

ahh yah this is bullshit

 

[forty_three]

So apparently this weekend is the Michigan / Ohio State football game, and the height of cleverness for these hairless nut enthusiasts around here is to "cross out" every "M" on literally everything. So I was sitting in a meeting earlier, mind you a meeting with people from Michigan, Texas, Louisiana and Oklahoma as well, and when this one guy was up for his turn to present a power point, it was pocked up with red x's all over it.

So I asked, even though I knew, if I was the only one seeing the red Xes. Everyone was like yeah, we see them, so I asked what was wrong with his presentation forcing him to explain, like an idiot, that he had done it on purpose. While I sat there looking through the camera with a "are you learning impaired" expression. I enjoyed it.

Then, 2 hours later, we got a company-wide refresher email on professionalism in presented materials. I enjoyed that even more.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Still beats the Pont Cartier.

 

[dash]

A day late with this one...

 

[mattola]

Lol

 

[sbb122]

Golfer beaten to death with clubs on Florida course in apparent random attack, police say

Junior Boucher, 36, stands accused of killing Brian Hiltebeitel, 65, who died in the brutal attack at Sandhill Crane Golf Club in Palm Beach County.

www.aol.com

Another charming story from the scrotum of the United States, also known as Florida

 

[forty_three]

Avocado Pits Are The Material of the Moment for Sustainable Single-Use Cutlery and Straws

Mexico-based company Biofase constructs its single-use cutlery and straws out of bioplastics made from discarded avocado pits.

www.greenmatters.com

"Plastics" that fully degrade in 240 days, not decades.

But they are made in Mexico so tariffs will make them prohibitively expensive.

 

[Comeds]

Golfer beaten to death with clubs on Florida course in apparent random attack, police say

Junior Boucher, 36, stands accused of killing Brian Hiltebeitel, 65, who died in the brutal attack at Sandhill Crane Golf Club in Palm Beach County.

www.aol.com

Another charming story from the scrotum of the United States, also known as Florida

Wow. I believe that's a 2 stroke penalty.

 

[thedddd]

Watching the Thanksgiving day parade, the only observation I have is that Kylie Minogue does not age.

Oh btw…. Happy Thanksgiving for all you ‘Mericans.

 

[dash]

Watching the Thanksgiving day parade, the only observation I have is that Kylie Minogue does not age.

Oh btw…. Happy Thanksgiving for all you ‘Mericans.

Always have had a crush on her

 

[thedddd]

 

[Comeds]

It's been a good year for me (running out the clock on some legal charges by having my lawyers file nonsense motions which are eventually dismissed but cause enough delays that the statute of limitations run out so I remain free while minorities and the less fortunate do time for the same crimes*) so everyone keep an eye on their DMs. I found something everyone will like.







*what's the charge for run on sentences?

 

[puckhead]

yikes

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

I saw about 45 seconds of The Voice tonight and I have to say it was fantastic! Two guys took turns singing parts of Roxanne while a disinterested Sting lethargically played bass. And to think I don't subscribe to Peacock!

 

[forty_three]

Japan’s Nomura bank boss takes 30% voluntary pay cut after worker tries to kill customer

Wealth management employee charged with robbery, attempted murder and arson after home visit to elderly clients

www.theguardian.com