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Clerks was a GREAT movie.

Clerks II was not as bad as Caddyshack 2, but it was comparable.

Please let it lie, Kevin. Please let it lie...
 

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I'm one of the rare exceptions that actually liked Clerks 2 more than the first.
 

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I'm one of the rare exceptions that actually liked Clerks 2 more than the first.

There are a ton of great scenes in that movie, but one of my personal favorites is:

 

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I'm one of the rare exceptions that actually liked Clerks 2 more than the first.

I can see it. Honestly as a character Trevor > Randal (I just threw up a bit). Plus you have Rosario Dawson and Jen Schwalbach. And if you didn't watch the original as a teenager you get a decent indie movie versus something that was black and white and Dante was an annoying fuck.

I disagree. The sequel doesn't touch the original. But if you like quirky movies and didn't work in a convenience store as a 90's teenager and have never seen Mallrats yeah I get it.
 

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I can see it. Honestly as a character Trevor > Randal (I just threw up a bit). Plus you have Rosario Dawson and Jen Schwalbach. And if you didn't watch the original as a teenager you get a decent indie movie versus something that was black and white and Dante was an annoying fuck.

I disagree. The sequel doesn't touch the original. But if you like quirky movies and didn't work in a convenience store as a 90's teenager and have never seen Mallrats yeah I get it.


Have and did.

Randal is the only character that matters. Dante is annoying af in both movies.

I don't care to get into some movie snob nonsense. I like Rosario Dawson's tiddies. Fuck off.
 

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I'm one of the rare exceptions that actually liked Clerks 2 more than the first.
Clerks 2 was funnier, no doubt. Clerks is the better movie, imo, although I think it works better with the original ending where the Clerk gets shot because the whole point of the movie is about taking accountability for your own life and happiness.

I'm a little fuzzy on the plot of Clerks 2 but IIRC its about an annoying, unattractive guy who works at McDonalds dating Rosario Dawson and everyone is in their 30s without kids. I put the movie in the 'Fantasy' category.
 

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I'd rather get Dogma 2.
While good in theory, I don't think the original cast and ensemble can be topped. No Alan Rickman, no George Carlin. Everyone else is older.

I think Dogma is a perfect storm movie and a sequel might be really awful.

Kevin Smith should make a Chasing Amy sequel and watch the internet rip him apart.
 

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Clerks 2 was great but idk about a 3rd one
 

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While good in theory, I don't think the original cast and ensemble can be topped. No Alan Rickman, no George Carlin. Everyone else is older.

I think Dogma is a perfect storm movie and a sequel might be really awful.

Kevin Smith should make a Chasing Amy sequel and watch the internet rip him apart.

True. But if written correctly, it could still be entertaining and you could always introduce new characters.
 
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