WTF were Harper and Bryant thinking?

[Sharkonabicycle]

Jesus Christ.... Where's the MeToo# on this shit? Those two chicks must be able to suck start a leaf blower or something.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Meh. I’ve done worse.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Meh. I’ve done worse.

Yah but you're not making $300M (or in Bryant's case about to, or close) either. Look I've fucked my share of fatties and dark corner bar chicks in my time, but to marry one and in Harper's case get it pregnant? Jesus.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Yah but you're not making $300M (or in Bryant's case about to, or close) either. Look I've fucked my share of fatties and dark corner bar chicks in my time, but to marry one and in Harper's case get it pregnant? Jesus.

I’m an Internet billionaire, thank you very much.

 

[Indrid Cold]

These guys get to fuck Baseball Annies all season long, the wives probably only get desperation/boredom fucks.

Harper is gay, anyway, remember the faggy headband from the HR Derby???

 

[molsaniceman]

harper is a mormon he can have 20 of them

 

[jwolt92]

This has a very... gay vibe to it

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

This has a very... gay vibe to it

Yah.... I was kind of afraid of that... I chose to ignore it at first, but when I saw the thread attracted your attention it was pretty much confirmed.

 

[GNG]

Meh. I’ve done worse.

You usually do...

 

[jwolt92]

Yah.... I was kind of afraid of that... I chose to ignore it at first, but when I saw the thread attracted your attention it was pretty much confirmed.

I mean.. I wasn't the one who was questioning the looks of other dude's wives by implying that they could do better.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

I mean.. I wasn't the one who was questioning the looks of other dude's wives by implying that they could do better.

Dude we get it man... you were questioning the looks of the men. It's all good.

 

[jwolt92]

Dude we get it man... you were questioning the looks of the men. It's all good.

Absolutely. They outkicked their coverage

 

[redseat]

well they aren't gold diggers I guess

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Get more pics of Bryant's bitch. Looks like some good grade A titage potential.

Chop chop.

 

[redseat]

They honestly aren't that bad looking at all... Wood

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

I google imaged Harper's wife and the posted picture is probably the worst one. Bonus points for being a college soccer player.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

They honestly aren't that bad looking at all... Wood

Of course we basically all 'wood'. Wood you marry that if you were a multi-millionaire professional athlete!?

We're not talking about smashing.... we're talking about smashing that chick for the rest of your life while in your 20s, if you your dick strays and you're caught you're giving up half (if not more) of your multi-million assets. Jesus Christ redseat, did you really need me to spell it out for you?

 

[redseat]

Of course we basically all 'wood'. Wood you marry that if you were a multi-millionaire professional athlete!?

We're not talking about smashing.... we're talking about smashing that chick for the rest of your life while in your 20s, if you your dick strays and you're caught you're giving up half (if not more) of your multi-million assets. Jesus Christ redseat, did you really need me to spell it out for you?

yes I would marry that.... Just because they aren't a super model doesn't mean they aren't marriage material.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

yes I would marry that.... Just because they aren't a super model doesn't mean they aren't marriage material.

With millions of dollars... money out of the equation... marriage. You would MARRY?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I’m an Internet billionaire, thank you very much.

What are you doing Friday night sailor?