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OT: Great Quotes from Mediocre Movies

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Here's the game, folks. Mediocre movies often have a stellar line or two. Give us your best ones for the laughs and for the inevitable "_____isn't a mediocre movie!"

I've been thinking about this as a topic for a while now and got reminded when watching part of Office Christmas Party the other night.

"Can this thing handle snow?"
"Oh please, it's a Kia... it's what God would drive."
 

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"You should not drink and bake"

From the movie "Raw Deal" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
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“Max, Come on, I'm your friend. Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you. I don't care about you or your problems.”
 

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"I got married to an ugly woman - Don't ever do that, it takes all the energy out of you"

From the movie "Road House"
 
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It's nothing without video


 

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"You're very pretty - when your lips aren't moving"
 

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You guys gotta mention the movies they are from. I don't know many of these but would be curious to listen for them.
 

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“Max, Come on, I'm your friend. Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you. I don't care about you or your problems.”
The Secret Life of Pets
 

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Anyone see The Mule?

so Clint Eastwoods character had been absent from his familys life forever as they grew up and at the end of the movie he ... i guess ... redeems himself in their eyes

but at the same time he is caught for being "The Mule" and goes on trial, pleads guilty, and is being led away to die in prison

his family is devastated in the courtroom because they were going to begin anew as a family and that has now been taken from them

he turns to his family to say a final apology and his adult daughter says through tears ... not sarcastically and without any hint of a smirk

"At least now we'll always know where you are"
 

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"I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere..than lose face in front of my friends and family.."

I used to crossed this bridge every day and it seems I said that quote every day.

 

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"I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere..than lose face in front of my friends and family.."

I used to crossed this bridge every day and it seems I said that quote every day.


Hahaha. I love the use of the term "Munsonned" in that movie. Some really funny stuff, in a very mediocre movie. :thumb:
 

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"Did you say dish? Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life. A state of being one's perfect achievement. What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rebel? "Let them eat lasagna." What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? "That's one small slice of lasagna." It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch."

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
 

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"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame."

Charlie Wilson's War
 

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Where are you going?
I'll tell you what, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

 

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"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame."

Charlie Wilson's War

The only response possible to that is, "we'll see". :suds:
 

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Tommy: "Hey Bill...did you ever kill anybody?"
Billy: "What kind of an a$$hole question is that?"
Tommy: "I mean in a career?"
Billy: "What career?"

 

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Debi: You're a psychopath.
Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*... That didn't come out right.

*I* don't think the movie is mediocre (it's one of my favorites), but not many people seem to know about it.

Grosse Point Blank
 
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