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OT: Great Quotes from Mediocre Movies

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  1. elocomotive

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    Here's the game, folks. Mediocre movies often have a stellar line or two. Give us your best ones for the laughs and for the inevitable "_____isn't a mediocre movie!"

    I've been thinking about this as a topic for a while now and got reminded when watching part of Office Christmas Party the other night.

    "Can this thing handle snow?"
    "Oh please, it's a Kia... it's what God would drive."
     



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    "You should not drink and bake"

    From the movie "Raw Deal" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
     
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    "I got married to an ugly woman - Don't ever do that, it takes all the energy out of you"

    From the movie "Road House"
     
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    You guys gotta mention the movies they are from. I don't know many of these but would be curious to listen for them.
     
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    The Secret Life of Pets
     
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    Anyone see The Mule?

    so Clint Eastwoods character had been absent from his familys life forever as they grew up and at the end of the movie he ... i guess ... redeems himself in their eyes

    but at the same time he is caught for being "The Mule" and goes on trial, pleads guilty, and is being led away to die in prison

    his family is devastated in the courtroom because they were going to begin anew as a family and that has now been taken from them

    he turns to his family to say a final apology and his adult daughter says through tears ... not sarcastically and without any hint of a smirk

    "At least now we'll always know where you are"
     
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    "I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere..than lose face in front of my friends and family.."

    I used to crossed this bridge every day and it seems I said that quote every day.

     
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    Hahaha. I love the use of the term "Munsonned" in that movie. Some really funny stuff, in a very mediocre movie. :thumb:
     
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    Where are you going?
    I'll tell you what, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

     
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    The only response possible to that is, "we'll see". :suds:
     
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    Billy: "What kind of an a$$hole question is that?"
    Tommy: "I mean in a career?"
    Billy: "What career?"

     
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    Debi: You're a psychopath.
    Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*... That didn't come out right.

    *I* don't think the movie is mediocre (it's one of my favorites), but not many people seem to know about it.

    Grosse Point Blank
     
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