Zach Smith Accuses Tom Herman of Cheating on his Wife; Still Butthurt about being Called Out

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

The guy is kind of a whore

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

When I think of Zach I touch myself

 

[tnapucco]

When I think of Zach I touch myself

I can see a coach being passionate on the sideline...I prefer a passionate coach, within reason.

But for the head coach of a "prestigious" program to sit and mock the actions of a goddamn teenager...ON THE FIELD DURING A GAME?

...what's worse than DOUCHELORD? DOUCHEGOD? Ok, he's a DOUCHEGOD.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

OK COOL
Hook Em

The greatest response ever to a twitter meltdown.

it is already selling T-shirts and trending on twitter

Matthew McConnaughey could not deliver a cooler response if he tried.

OK COOL. HOOK EM.

It might be the single greatest thing ever for Texas recruiting. Thank You Smith.
Smith somehow did the impossible and made Tom Herman look cool as hell.

Herman is a dorky douchebag guy who could never in a million years be cool.
But, that response made him look like Jules from Pulp Fiction.

Someone better get a copywright on that phrase, it is trending like wildfire on twitter.
The Internet loves it, and everyone is stealing the phrase.

It is now officially the brand new *SHRUGGY* emoji replacement.

Wow. You're pretty excited about that, huh?

 

[tnapucco]

Wow. You're pretty excited about that, huh?

Put some cartoon dongs near an OU coach picture and watch the froth form.

 

[Codaxx]

I can see a coach being passionate on the sideline...I prefer a passionate coach, within reason.

But for the head coach of a "prestigious" program to sit and mock the actions of a goddamn teenager...ON THE FIELD DURING A GAME?

...what's worse than DOUCHELORD? DOUCHEGOD? Ok, he's a DOUCHEGOD.

Interesting, at what point does a coach’s passion get too much for you? Do you have a safe word for situations like that?

 

[tnapucco]

Interesting, at what point does a coach’s passion get too much for you? Do you have a safe word for situations like that?

Yeah.

"CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHIES"

I bet you would crawl over broken glass to get a neck smooch from Pee Wee.

 

[Codaxx]

Yeah.

"CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHIES"

I bet you would crawl over broken glass to get a neck smooch from Pee Wee.

May I ask what caused you to think of something like that? It’s a very odd reference, was this brought about by something in your childhood?

 

[tnapucco]

May I ask what caused you to think of something like that? It’s a very odd reference, was this brought about by something in your childhood?

Uh....OU has won the conference 4 times as often as any other Big XII team?

Oh, you meant the kissing reference....

 

[huskers1217]

Since when do people care about the personal ethics of the President of the United States?

Love,
47% of Americans

fify

cheating is just no longer taboo anymore

 

[huskers1217]

Uh....OU has won the conference 4 times as often as any other Big XII team?

Oh, you meant the kissing reference....
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they mad the cowboys want lincoln and not Hermann

 

[TexasExes98]

you'd be perfect for Joe Paterno's staff

 

[ralphiewvu]

Yeah.

"CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHIES"

I bet you would crawl over broken glass to get a neck smooch from Pee Wee.

 

[7Samurai13]

Yeah.

"CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHIES"

I bet you would crawl over broken glass to get a neck smooch from Pee Wee.

Well, we know his wife is ok when Herman strays.

 

[Red_Alert]

Good morning.

He’s back for more.

 

[Wild Turkey]

May I ask what caused you to think of something like that? It’s a very odd reference, was this brought about by something in your childhood?

Just put it this way if this guy sends out a link, under no circumstances open it. Trust me on this.

 

[rtfgbfan]

True but remember the endless threads and posts from some (we know who) Buckeye fans here putting all the blame on Smiths ex wife? We do. lol

I saw some, and she's probably not perfect either. I can say that he is without a doubt a pos.

 

[Cyder]

Nothin more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose.


Especially when he's a crazy drunk.

And now he doesn't have his wife to knock around to take the edge off.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

anger + social media access = "Oh my god, what did I just do? Fuck it, I will dig it even deeper. All bridges will be torched!!"

Pretty sure the next stop for Zach Smith is either a gun shop and a new mass shooting, or the insane asylum.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Dude has about 4 new tweets in the last hour. This is Entertainment to the empth degree.