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How long until Dez signs with pats

DirtDirtDirt

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"I got Orangina, Nooooobody got Orangina"
 

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When I was in grade 9 on a highschool swim meet road trip, some grade 12s got some hooch.

We had a room that shared a bathroom and I wandered over to see what they were watching on TV.

One of them handed me a "glass of Fresca"..... They cajoled me into chugging it.

Turns out it was mostly that foul thing known as lemon gin... With a drop of Fresca. Then it was Fresca with Vodka.

Finally me and my friend were chugging straight vodka from those hotel bathroom glasses.

We were ridiculously drunk, slept the night in our own vomit in the tub and on the floor, the grade 12s got suspended

You could not pay me to even taste Fresca....
LMAO.... Funny story but your hatred should not be toward Fresca.
 

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Talk about the anti-BB player

He's toast, reminds me of AP who continues to get a job on name recognition when there are better unemployed options

I don't think he's toast, but he has lost a step. He really should be employed by now; I think he needs to lower his expectations.
 

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I heard he said he was being sent to Cleveland "to die"
 

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I’m all honesty.

Terrell Owens today would be a better receiver then dez
 

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That's an acquired taste. One that can be helped on by a splash of pomegranate and a little more vodka.....
Until now, I thought Judge Smails was the only one that drank that stuff.....
 

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Heck yeah Fresca is delicious, with some Vodka
Hell yeah. Not sure a lot of people drink that. Started drinking it on golf trips in Fla with fresh key lime squeezed in off the tree on the patio. It's just fantastic. Best part is no one can tell that I put just way too much vodka in them:suds:
 

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When I was in grade 9 on a highschool swim meet road trip, some grade 12s got some hooch.

We had a room that shared a bathroom and I wandered over to see what they were watching on TV.

One of them handed me a "glass of Fresca"..... They cajoled me into chugging it.

Turns out it was mostly that foul thing known as lemon gin... With a drop of Fresca. Then it was Fresca with Vodka.

Finally me and my friend were chugging straight vodka from those hotel bathroom glasses.

We were ridiculously drunk, slept the night in our own vomit in the tub and on the floor, the grade 12s got suspended

You could not pay me to even taste Fresca....
Are you sure you didn't leave out the part where you woke up with your pants around your ankles and couldn't sit for a week:rolleyes2:
 

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Hell yeah. Not sure a lot of people drink that. Started drinking it on golf trips in Fla with fresh key lime squeezed in off the tree on the patio. It's just fantastic. Best part is no one can tell that I put just way too much vodka in them:suds:
Absolutely
 

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Are you sure you didn't leave out the part where you woke up with your pants around your ankles and couldn't sit for a week:rolleyes2:

Well, we now know enough about your life. Don't let it define you tho. :suds:
 

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Are you sure you didn't leave out the part where you woke up with your pants around your ankles and couldn't sit for a week:rolleyes2:

No.

Guns and Guitars wasn't with us so I didn't have to worry about my bunghole getting probed.
 

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Until now, I thought Judge Smails was the only one that drank that stuff.....

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They'll never sign him. You can't play for the Patriots if the most important thing to you is your stats and not team wins.
Dez has as strong of a drive to win as anyone.
 
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