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We used to crush up smarties on the bus.Cocaine and the whole sniffing process freaks me out.
Was like 11 or so and saw some movie where actors were 'snorting cocaine'. I thought it looked cool so bought some pixie sticks from the local mart. It was a purple pixie stick, I remember distinctly. I laid out a line, 'cut it' with some paper. I was going full pro here.
Anyway, I lined up a straw (got one from upstairs) and snorted. Most painful experience I've ever had in my life. The burning was absolutely insane and I'm pretty sure I instantly upgraded -0.5 on my contact lenses.
Been offered cocaine a few times at parties but I humbly decline and then went into post traumatic stress in a nearby room.
General rule of thumb, don't record yourself doing drugs...
"I wish I was licking this off your pussy."
Lol. That's fuckin gold.
Did he say that? I'm at work and had to keep the speakers low. That's awesome!