ALL 32 NFL FANBASES, RANKED BY OBNOXIOUSNESS

[Manster7588]

Still being reviewed. Heard a rumor they put something in Matt Ryan's Gatorade at half time that turned him into Meg Ryan

That would be the Patriot Way.

 

[Southieinnc]

@Oldschool739

13. Baltimore Ravens

Essentially, you put purple makeup on a pig that grew up in Cleveland and renamed it after a poem. And you brag about it. Not that your average Ravens fans could tell Edgar Allan Poe from Edgar Martinez, but the purple-shaded glasses through which you see the world could make even an SEC superfan seem rational. Newsflash: all the Natty Boh in the world won’t make Joe Flacco an elite quarterback, even if he won the Super Bowl and gets paid ALMOST as much as Ryan Tannehill. The fact that somehow you thought cheering was an appropriate response for the homecoming of a dude accused of domestic violence honestly should put you at the TOP of this list. What is wrong with you? You seem to forget that despite two Super Bowls, you’re still basically rooting for the Browns. THE BROWNS.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

no...that's clearly the definition of shithead fans

Well you have to admit... pissing on Cowboys fans is funny.

 

[Manster7588]

Well you have to admit... pissing on Cowboys fans is funny.

You should know, we Cowboy fans have pissed all over you.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

You should know, we Cowboy fans have pissed all over you.

About 30 years ago. And you're not even from Dallas so you aren't a Cowboys fan anyway.

 

[Manster7588]

About 30 years ago.

We didn't know you 30 years ago.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

We didn't know you 30 years ago.

Cowboys
USC
Celtics

Cut me a break.

 

[Manster7588]

Cowboys
USC
Celtics

Cut me a break.

I see you back to your weak ass Fan Cop response.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I see you back to your weak ass Fan Cop response.

I see you still haven't developed any self esteem. You're still a lose even if you circumnavigate the globe trying to pick the best teams to feel like a winner.

 

[Manster7588]

I see you still haven't developed any self esteem. You're still a lose even if you circumnavigate the globe trying to pick the best teams to feel like a winner.

I've done explained how I became fans of my teams plenty of times. I was under 5 years of age for all my pro teams, and never waivered.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I've done explained how I became fans of my teams plenty of times. I was under 5 years of age for all my pro teams, and never waivered.

I do completely remember. It's amazing you randomly picked 3 of the greatest franchises ever. How come it's never the Browns, Astros and Nuggets?
But I do remember your story. Your pop was driving a manure spreader that jack knifed on the freeway and he was ejected. While he was drowning in his blood guess who came and saved him???? Roger Staubach and ever since then you were a Cowboy fan. It had nothing to do that they are all 1000's of miles away and all some of the greatest franchises ever. That was just coincidence.

 

[Manster7588]

I do completely remember. It's amazing you randomly picked 3 of the greatest franchises ever. How come it's never the Browns, Astros and Nuggets?
But I do remember your story. Your pop was driving a manure spreader that jack knifed on the freeway and he was ejected. While he was drowning in his blood guess who came and saved him???? Roger Staubach and ever since then you were a Cowboy fan. It had nothing to do that they are all 1000's of miles away and all some of the greatest franchises ever. That was just coincidence.

It wasn't random.
I'll explain it to you once again. Dad was from Massachusetts, he was a hard core Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins fan, so I followed his teams. I was born and raised in SoCal, and dad was a Rams hater. One faithful day dad was watching a Rams/Cowboys game. Being a Ram hater he was bitching at the Rans so I assumed he was a Cowboys fan, so I hitched onto that wagon. Yes that was before their 1st SB win.
So if you want to accuse a 5 year old as a bandwagoner, go ahead.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I see you back to your weak ass Fan Cop response.

Fun fighting with you... it's been forever!

 

[Manster7588]

Fun fighting with you... it's been forever!

I wouldn't call it a fight, a fight would take better replies from you.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

It wasn't random.
I'll explain it to you once again. Dad was from Massachusetts, he was a hard core Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins fan, so I followed his teams. I was born and raised in SoCal, and dad was a Rams hater. One faithful day dad was watching a Rams/Cowboys game. Being a Ram hater he was bitching at the Rans so I assumed he was a Cowboys fan, so I hitched onto that wagon. Yes that was before their 1st SB win.
So if you want to accuse a 5 year old as a bandwagoner, go ahead.

Wow! That's amazing. At 5 years old you just happened to pick all the great franchises just out of pure luck. Thats amazing. Here I thought you were a front runner all this time and in actuality you're better than Karnac. Fascinating!
It's always some story... it's never cause they were great

 

[Manster7588]

Wow! That's amazing. At 5 years old you just happened to pick all the great franchises just out of pure luck. Thats amazing. Here I thought you were a front runner all this time and in actuality you're better than Karnac. Fascinating!
It's always some story... it's never cause they were great

You, are slow.
Do you not realize how many years I followed the Red Sox without winning a World Series?

 

[PDay8810]

Well you have to admit... pissing on Cowboys fans is funny.

actually that's a shithead move when the numbers are 1000-1

 

[Uhsplit]

I'm not sure what he means. If it's simply higher on the list I agree. Seattle too, not sure how they aren't top 5.

No doubt. #7? That pisses me off.
I say we poll Midnight Angel and ask her which fanbase sux the most.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

actually that's a shithead move when the numbers are 1000-1

Yeah? No crap. Thats why I said they're obnoxious and it wasn't cool at all.

 

[Manster7588]

No doubt. #7? That pisses me off.
I say we poll Midnight Angel and ask her which fanbase sux the most.

Midnight might allow you to overtake NE.
In Seattle defense, you have calmed down over the last couple of years.
A large portion of your fan base didn't know how to handle success.
Now not to sound like a broken record, I almost dread Cowboy fans obnoxious behavior if we win in the Social media age.