ALL 32 NFL FANBASES, RANKED BY OBNOXIOUSNESS

[SeizeTheCarp]

NUMBER 6 IS COMING

Are you saying Jay Cutler is rubbing one out to this?

 

[Vitamike]

so 2014, 2009, 2007 don't count

Wait...

SAN DIEGO Chargers?

Who?

And St Louis Rams, the article the OP posted damned near two year old.

 

[Manster7588]

And St Louis Rams, the article the OP posted damned near two year old.

True, but is there any argument about #1?

 

[realityball]

...

watched Jim Nance play from frozen bleacher seats in Fenway ... I figure I won't live long enough to use up the obnoxiousness that's due me ...




but it's good to see we're number 1 once again ...

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I don't know.... I love my Eagles but I thought its universally known that the Eagles and Raiders fans were the worst. I suppose its what they consider as obnoxious. The new stadium is much milder but I have some crazy stories from the old Vet.

1. When Cowboy fans were at the urinal Eagle fans used to sneak up behind them and piss on them.

2. Went to a game when the Browns (the old Browns) fans came in the parking lot in a big yellow school bus talking crap. About 5000 Eagle fans surrounded the bus and rocking it till the point I thought it was going to tip. Then some dude jumped up on the hood, sto?e a huge Browns flag that was on the roof and lot it on fire.

3. One dude made this huge Aikmann doll (lifesize) and put 1/4 sticks on it and blew it up and it sounded like the start of WW3.

I could go on and on. We got obnoxious wrapped up!

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I also went to a game at the Cowboys stadium and there fans were super nice. Not as nice as Chiefs fans... But still pretty darn cool.

 

[Vitamike]

True, but is there any argument about #1?

On the nameless interweb sure, not so much IRL.

IRL all are super cool peeps, just don't bring up any misconduct 'rumors' (As they would call it) because to a man, (One woman) they all wear Red, Silver & Blue goggles...

 

[NEPatsfan]

In defense of Cowboys fans (vomited), they have always been Cowboys fans, they werent drawn to the team by one single player.....They may be a collection of gigantic douche bags, but the best kind of gigantic douche bags

So how do you explain the Patriots home games being sold out for so many years?

 

[NEPatsfan]

When did "This Century" start?

Midnight Jan 1st 2001.

You're welcome.

 

[jarntt]

In defense of Cowboys fans (vomited), they have always been Cowboys fans, they werent drawn to the team by one single player.....They may be a collection of gigantic douche bags, but the best kind of gigantic douche bags

Thanks. I mean screw you. I mean...I'm confused and not sure what I mean...figured it out, screw you!

 

[jarntt]

Look at the list, Cowturds are ranked higher then the Eagles....

So I guess that makes it official!

 

[realityball]

Midnight Jan 1st 2001.

You're welcome.

... actually, a lotta people make that mistake ... the Century really began on February 3, 2002

 

[NEPatsfan]

... actually, a lotta people make that mistake ... the Century really began on February 3, 2002

We use the Gregorian Calendar in the US.

 

[realityball]

We use the Gregorian Calendar in the US.

... I was going by Brady's watch up here in New England

 

[NEPatsfan]

... I was going by Brady's watch up here in New England

I should have ducked.

 

[Southieinnc]

I would have thrown AH in the grave and throw dirt in there too, mean some dirt on top

@DirtDirtDirt on top?

 

[PatsFanInColtsCountry]

I can remember having similar conversations about pats bandwagon fans on the old ESPN boards, back in '07.

When do "bandwagon" fans graduate to being real fans? Is a decade enough?

 

[PDay8810]

I don't know.... I love my Eagles but I thought its universally known that the Eagles and Raiders fans were the worst. I suppose its what they consider as obnoxious. The new stadium is much milder but I have some crazy stories from the old Vet.

1. When Cowboy fans were at the urinal Eagle fans used to sneak up behind them and piss on them.

2. Went to a game when the Browns (the old Browns) fans came in the parking lot in a big yellow school bus talking crap. About 5000 Eagle fans surrounded the bus and rocking it till the point I thought it was going to tip. Then some dude jumped up on the hood, sto?e a huge Browns flag that was on the roof and lot it on fire.

3. One dude made this huge Aikmann doll (lifesize) and put 1/4 sticks on it and blew it up and it sounded like the start of WW3.

I could go on and on. We got obnoxious wrapped up!

no...that's clearly the definition of shithead fans

 

[Psych-Ward]

You mean to tell me the Patriots won something and there isn't an investigation on it yet?????

This is hard to imagine.....

 

[jarntt]

You mean to tell me the Patriots won something and there isn't an investigation on it yet?????

This is hard to imagine.....

Still being reviewed. Heard a rumor they put something in Matt Ryan's Gatorade at half time that turned him into Meg Ryan