Your team's Haiku

[Rock Strongo]

I was only kidding. A common opening line in a limerick is "There once was a man from Nantucket".

my cousin lives on nantucket
one year as a joke i brought him a bucket
because he lives on nantucket


i suck

 

[packerzrule]

There once was a man named Strongo
Who always toked on a bongo
He thinks Pats are great
Their balls they deflate
He is so fucking wrongo

 

[Rock Strongo]

There once was a man named Strongo
Who always toked on a bongo
He thinks Pats are great
Their balls they deflate
He is so fucking wrongo

my nickname has always been wrock wrongo

 

[BloodType49]

New coach looks confused
Mass exedous of talent
Top five draft pick yes

 

[Ned_Merrill]

I was only kidding. A common opening line in a limerick is "There once was a man from Nantucket".

Right. I have to get some stuff done now, but I might drop one here later. I enjoy writing.

 

[Ned_Merrill]

New coach looks confused
Mass exedous of talent
Top five draft pick yes

Tonight's the Big Game
The loser is crowned with Shame
Who will bear the Blame?

 

[handicappers]

"fat stacks of cheddah
my beds getting wettah
my moms cookins bettah
oh look, a cashmere sweatah"

 

[Rock Strongo]

"fat stacks of cheddah
my beds getting wettah
my moms cookins bettah
oh look, a cashmere sweatah"

 

[Balljim55]

This thread made me think of possible variations on it. Not sure that any of our posters are up to a sonnet -- I know that I'm not. What about limericks? After all, Nantucket is in New England.

I like the limerick idea @TDs3nOut

This was a QB named Cam
who not only threw but ran
He went to Hawk's town
turned their sneer to a frown
and quieted down the 12th man

 

[Balljim55]

While in the forum of Sportshoopla
I read something that threw me for a loopa
Rock Strongo has a crush on Brady
He thinks of him as his lady
and want to pump his poopchuta

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fucking mother fucking fuck
fuck fuck shit ass fuck

 

[packerzrule]

There once was a man named Brady
Whose football tatics were shady
They cheat to win
Again and again
Dude looks like a lady

 

[Ned_Merrill]

Seahawks won Super Bowl Forty-Eight,
That filled all of their Foes with Hate
They lost Forty-Nine
Threw on the Goal Line
But They will Return ... just You Wait

 

[SteelerKing]

The Pittsburgh Steelers
winner of six Super Bowls
How many you got?

 

[SteelerKing]

There once was a man named Joe Flacco
If you call him elite you're a wacko
His fans think it's true
From right out of the blue
I think they smoke more than tobacco

 

[fordman84]

Injuries suck balls
the NFC East does too
still gonna win this

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

Four more games to go
Then I cue the Foo Fighters
There goes my Hero

 

[Clayton]

Mediocrity
Run the ball and rush like bull
Scoring points would help

 

[Xponentialchaos]

Colin Kaepernick
Terrible and overpaid
I hate you so much

 

[Battlelyon]

Gurley can move the chains
Defense can bend but not break
Foles to Cook incomplete